Sickestpuppy - ♡♡♡

they're remaking me in a lab tonight

Hey, aren’t those the [bleep] from Texas?

“the Pam to my Jim” “flirt to roast ratio” “fluent in sarcasm” “not political” “hobbies: travel” “debate me: the office or friends” “just here for your dog” “like Chandler and Monica” “girls on lexapro” “helen keller wasn’t real” “looking for a goth mommy” “pineapple does not go on pizza” “i’m a slytherin”

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

You look unhappy today

tipping

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi