Btw It Is Sexy And Cool To Uplift And Admire People Who Have Skills You Wish You Had Without Using Their

you and your friend rushing to turn down the volume on these speakers in the computer room when Kelly in the “Shoes” video reached the bridge and started screaming FUCK YOU

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

im not a dick sucker but $0 is $0

girls

season 7

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE | Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense (1984)

OK OK OK I know I just sent u a req buuuutttttt I saw the emoji thing and I can’t resist 🛁 with any assortment of riddlers you choose 🫣🤭 thank youuuu

🛁 shower/bath sex headcanon

ooooooooh ok i'm picking gotham eddie, dano eddie and a little zero year eddie

gotham eddie takes it SO seriously!! there's candles, rose petals in the bath, your favourite scents used as bath oils and bubbles that are so soft to the touch, and he'll make sure to lather up every bit of you and touch each part of your body just right

dano eddie's apartment doesn't even have a bath, so he's settling for shower sex, especially after he's been out dealing with one of gotham's corrupt evils. there's something about the scent of his sweat and the blood of his victims, your hands rubbing it off of him with care, that makes him a little bit feral

zy eddie has a jacuzzi tub, and he's got it lit like the set of a 70s porno. he arrives in a tiny silk robe and drops it immediately, expecting you to kneel in the warm water, jets at your back, while he stands up and lets you appreciate him

send me a nsfw headcanon prompt

WE GOT PROMOTED???????

I’m pretty sure my whole department is gonna get laid off tomorrow LOLOL that’s okay I hate this job so much ive been looking for ways to quit but haven’t found a good job to tide myself over next. My supervisor is on probation, my coworker is always in trouble and I just got written up yesterday so I have a bad feeling they’re sick of all of us and cutting us would save money bc of course that’s what’s important. But I tell you what I don’t wanna train my replacement so if they try to pull a “you can work the rest of your scheduled shifts” thing Im jumpin ship.