Why Is My Bio Smooshed Together At The Bottom Lmao

help me legally change my name so my m*rderer birth father can stop finding me

hey folks uhhhh so my birth father has figured out where I go to school and I've been putting this off for years but I need to finally change my name!!!! I don't need a literal murderer popping into my life every few years and scaring the shit out of me. if anyone else has any ideas outside of changing my name legally on how to make it harder for him to find me, PLEASE message me. otherwise, I'd love the financial help—I make the measliest fucking paycheck on planet earth and the filing fees plus publishing it in a local paper (state law) will come out to $429. don't feel bad at ALL if you can't donate, but PLEASE consider reblogging. this is really scary lol and I'd like to take at least the first step to helping myself. even outside of the safety aspect, it's his last name and I'd like to free myself of that

venmo: pcassandra

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[To the tune of Man or Muppet] Am I like Riiiz.. or am I just Aaaace (am I just ace), If I'm a Boyyy.. then I'm a Boy Detective (just a Boy Detective), If I'm a Boy Detective that makes me an Angus of Macdonald (Angus of Macdonald)

Riz is up on my patreon!

New ep so freakin sweet I died

HELP

Thought you could hide, Forrest? We found you!

yup

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

My whole life is in shambles and here I am on Tumblr

People: I wish Luther would stand up to his father for once!

Reginald: I’m a stickler for a pesky little thing called evidence.  Show me.

Luther: We’re not circus animals, okay?  We’re not gonna bounce balls on our noses and clap our hands like seals for your amusement.

Also Luther: Look at what you did to me!  Look at it!

People: He could at least admit the kind of person he is!

Luther: /comes down the strongest against asking Reginald for help, predicts he’ll turn them all against each other at the light supper, is 100% right

People: I guess he’ll always be under his daddy’s thumb.

munchlax is pretty hot