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five š¤ luther
asexuality
little things i never want to forget about the hargreeves:
all of them used to defy their father, sneak out to griddyās, and in fiveās own words āeat donuts until we puked. simpler times, eh?ā
luther wrote poetry while he was on the moon, especially about comets
tom hopper and the UA crew have said that the scratches all over lutherās body were made by him. he couldnāt stand the loneliness, especially during that first year, and would often resort to harming himself as a way to vent his frustration
itās also pretty likely that heās had body dysmorphia at one point or another
he also has a habit of stress eating
diego almost became a detective, but he dropped out because he wasnāt good at following orders. he even went to police academy!!!
diego has the cross stitch grace made specifically for him on the wall of his basement apartment, and in a frame no less
heās also a big-ass mommaās boy
and heās the only one grace callsĀ āsillyā as a term of endearment
and he has a fear of needles due to getting that tattoo when they were kids (yāall know which one iām talking about)
plus his stutter only comes out when heās under extreme emotional stress
and a close rewatch of 1X03 shows that his bedroom had an overflowing abundance of books so what if him and ben used to bond over thatš
allison speaks seven languages
she told her daughter about her siblings, and claire obviously knew them well enough that she was calling themĀ "uncleā andĀ āaunty,ā and that last one is especially heartwarming because this was around the time that vanyaās book had just come out, and yet, allisonāwho has the option of never telling claire about herāstill does, and even explains why she wasnāt allowed to go on missions
klaus was smoking blunts at fourteen
klaus was clutching daveās dogtags right before five teleported all of them to the past
and iāve noticed that he has a habit of doing that in general in season 2, especially when heās feeling kind-of low, but sometimes itās also an unconscious habit and thatās cute, too
klaus would write the things the dead would say to him, all over his bedroom wall
klaus has a habit of going barefoot whenever heās at home
five was the only person vanya felt comfortable enough with to present new violin pieces to
five outright says that everything heās done so far was to get back to his family and keep them safe
@me-evil-neverā wrote in the tags: āfive has watched his family die/be dead like 3 times if iām counting correctly (YES YOU ARE AND ITāS A PAINFUL FACT WE MUST ALL LIVE WITH), plus all he has ever done in his life since age 13 was to get back to them so he could spend time safely with themā and YES I AGREE why would you hide such an excellent point in the tags because, sometimes, even i forget that itās only been two weeks for him, and theyāre probably the roughest heās had since being stuck in the apocalypse as an actual child, and idk about you guys, but i just really want to give five a big hug because lord knows he deserves needs it
allison used to paint klausā nails during meals
and was apparently a daddyās girl, though how one could become aĀ ādaddyās girlā if the father in question was reginald hargreeves is beyond my capacity to understand
ben was reading chekhov as early as 14
ben was a bookworm, both in life and death
vanya had the smallest room
vanya openly called ben the kindest of their siblings in her book, and said that when he died, none of them had any more reason to stay
before he left, diego gave reggie a piece of his mind
all of them know how to dance
they all know how to speak and read greek (ancient fucking greek, as oneĀ of you oh-so-eloquently put it)
vanya knows how to speak russian and god knows how many other languages
(by this point iām really convinced theyāre all multilingual and there just hasnāt been an opportunity for them to utilize that yet)
she also has a mr. snuggles teddy bear
according to klaus, vanya used to cry when the others would step on ants as kids
klaus is pansexual
he also dated twins once (though iām not sure if he dated one then the other or both at the exact same time)
and has mild claustrophobia from being locked up in mausoleums all the time as a child
diego swore a pinky promise with lila and called itĀ āthe pinkiest promiseā heād ever make, and even though heās a hard-ass who wonāt hesitate to cut anybody in half, heās still at his gentlest when heās around her and he doesnāt even try to hide it
off her meds, vanya got first chair and a solo on her first try (as a violinist in a professional orchestra, lemme tell you that this is no easy feat to do)
she also seemed to have an affinity for bach (againānot easy!!)
even though he was barely starting puberty, ben was smart enough to reprogram allisonās teddy bear to say āluther smells dadās underwear.ā
upon possessing klaus for a few minutes in season 2, ben could be seen clutching various flowers and smelling them repeatedly
klaus can actually levitate in the comics
according to @valkerymillenia, ghost!ben once saved klausā life in the comics after he overdosed on heroin yet again
both klaus and diego repeatedly tried to open the lock to vanyaās old anechoic chamber and were absolutely furious when luther wouldnāt let them
diego called elliott āone of oursā despite knowing him for all of a week and a half
he also calls herbĀ āherbie,ā calmed him down after accidentally drawing a weapon on him, andĀ created a secret handshake with him, all within two hours topsĀ of meeting him
if one really thinks about it, diego is actually good with people? and that makes sense because he left the academy as early as seventeen, and he wouldāve had to talk to a lot of people just to make ends meet that first year alone, and even though reggie tried to squash that part of him down, heās still a good person at heart, you go prince of pointy things, make us all proud
I have not seen enough people talking about how the 20th anniversary of Fellowship of the Ring is in like a month
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin š§”
Production pictures of 2021 Beetlejuice, Ā photos courtesy of CJ Musical company. (3/)
Vanya + text posts
TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMYĀ | āĆga for Ćgaā (2020)
Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought Iād post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
i literally forgot i have tumblr
Haters be like
āItās totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly onceā
sketch that I don't want to colour so here are Julie and the himbos!!!! tell ur friends!!!!
baby bear
Me: *looks at references of baby bears* ohhg⦠:ā)
Me: *draws a baby bear* OHOH⦠HG N :āāāāāāā)
"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop
You donāt have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
to balance it
Itās ok to ship real people if youāre writing smut about your dentist and the beatles
made a tua fandom survey, p l e a s e fill it out, i wanna play around with the data correlations
https://forms.gle/5ns63MdYnYMDPG2F9
any hargreeves sib to diego
my 12 year old brother is carrying the lgbt community on his back
Five: *says anything* the universe, coming after him with the baseball bat of dramatic irony:
[ID: A twelve-piece gifset, six rows of two, of Number Five from the Umbrella Academy, showcasing times his words came back to bite him in a dramatically ironic way. Row 1: 13-year-old Five insists he is ready to time-travel. He then immediately strands himself in an apocalyptic wasteland for 45 years. Row 2: Five, back with his family, bluntly tells Vanya that sheās ordinary. Later he is almost killed by Vanyaās powers, powerless to oppose her. Row 3: Five says that Hazelās presence proves that the apocalypse is off. Not even 24 hours on, Five has to watch the world end twice in the span of ten minutes, in 2019 and in 1963. Row 4: Five bests Lila in a fight, calling her āentirely averageā. It turns out that Lila is anything but average, and she gets the upper hand against him in the finale fight. Row 5: Five explodes at Diego for trusting Lila, saying that heās āthe Oswald of this story, the goddamned patsyā in her scheme. Of course, Five was the patsy in the Handlerās plan all along, the fall guy for a high-profile assassination, similar to Lee Harvey Oswald. Row 6: Five sarcastically asks whether itās too late to be unadopted. The finale twist is that Reginald unadopts the Umbrella Academy. End ID.]
Screw Diego's knife harness/holster thing. Give him a bunch of fanny packs to carry his knives in in S3
" Blue, yellow, and rust
Pixie dust
I am an abstraction burning with the sun
I am no one
Losing my mind
It never felt so good to be alive
Crucify my name
I never felt more famous than today, where I am no one
To nothing "
No One To Nothing - Mother Mother
āok Iām doneā my friend.... you reblogged 3 posts....
i will never understand how reaper man by mother mother goes from
fuck yeah im a deviant
to
God knows i got no choice but to love myself
āfive hargreeves is a he/they asexual,ā i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. but then from the third row, a voice pipes up.
āno, sheās right.ā itās aidan gallagher himself.
u donāt touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish
hey folks uhhhh so my birth father has figured out where I go to school and I've been putting this off for years but I need to finally change my name!!!! I don't need a literal murderer popping into my life every few years and scaring the shit out of me. if anyone else has any ideas outside of changing my name legally on how to make it harder for him to find me, PLEASE message me. otherwise, I'd love the financial helpāI make the measliest fucking paycheck on planet earth and the filing fees plus publishing it in a local paper (state law) will come out to $429. don't feel bad at ALL if you can't donate, but PLEASE consider reblogging. this is really scary lol and I'd like to take at least the first step to helping myself. even outside of the safety aspect, it's his last name and I'd like to free myself of that
venmo: pcassandra
paypal
Reminder that this is a cop hating blog. This blog is for cop haters only. If you donāt hate cops, block me and go lick boots somewhere else!
Happy disability pride month!! Pls help a disabled muslim lesbian in the middle east (me) escape an abusive household + arranged marriage that's been fixed for later this year.
I'm making a new post bc old one has lots of notes but the donations have slowed down a lot and my situation has now become potentially time sensitive. You can read the old post or the link for more details.
Please consider donating and sharing this post! I also have made posts on instagram and twitter that you can share. Here's also a link to proof (bc for whatever reason people think I'm scamming...like I'm making this up for fun? lmao.)
I'm so so grateful to everyone who is and has been helping me, thank you so much, i appreciate each and everyone of you ā¤ļø
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my shoulder angel & devil are too busy flirting to actually give me any advice and thats why my life is in shambles