Nobody Will Get Hurt. I Got It. Also, Your Goatee Is Perfection

They're adorable

Everyone welcome Athena Jade Maximoff Bellamy Ghostseer and Leo Django Lopez-Maximoff Bellamy

Godparents:

Athena: @jade-lopez-maximoff @deadpool-wade-wilson @wanda-maximoff-official

Leo: @just-a-fucking-civilian @moongirlwidow @official-pietro-maximoff

@official-pietro-maximoff @poor-lost-leo @waterysister @definitelynot-peterp4rker

@musician-of-magic @ultimatedreamer104 @your-fav-russian-assassin @sienna-maximoff @andsoigotabutterfly

@pietros-wife @nataliaromanova-official

Why are you in jail Peter?

Vibing in a jail cell! Having a blast!

No im not, help me Mom, help me Tony, someone help

Aren't you too young to be a parent

No, I'm not young, almost in my 30s

Hi

Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy

Smash

Smash or pass Captain Rogers?

Smash obviously?

tag your favorite tony

@tony-starkinator

*knocks on the door*

you said you wouldn’t leave her, and what did you do? You left her.

I-I-I came back, we’re together again…I didn’t wanna hurt her, I love her so much and after that fight we just had with Jade we figured a break was best…

You're one year older than Steve Uncle, so you don't get a say in it

Steve Rogers with 3 Generations of the Stark Family

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hi, I'm the one who dropped the L-word bomb on you. Are you saying you and I wreck havoc on those anyone in our way except for who care for?

Take the glasses off, then we'll talk.

I don't want you to drink chemicals, they're not safe

Hypothetically, if one drank a bottle of all purpose cleaner, would it kill you? Hypothetically. Not real whatsoever.