Sure Uncle

What did you do to get that

JUST LANDED IN NEW YORKKK!!!!!!

He sent me this while waiting for our luggage….. this dork

@that-punk-from-brooklyn

Don't put yourself down, Peter. You don't see what I see, and what I see is kind, smart, and polite. Tony and Cap save the entire world from purple grapes and mischievous gods, but you save us from everyday crimes that happen, like robberies, being mugged, etc. You are our hero, so don't put yourself down, I won't allow you to do that as long as I'm around. I Larb you Peter

How to be wanted by the police!

Step one: get bitten by a radioactive spider

Step two: become Spider-Man

Step three: try to save people

Step four: property damage!

(Help me.)

Also, pumpkin that's not healthy

IVE HAD LIKE SIXTEEN CUPS OF COFFEE! IM SO HYPED RIGHT NOW!

How do I become an assassin

@your-fav-russian-assassin @natt-romanoff-official

@official-buckybarnes

Smash

Fine then, Captain.

Smash or pass Sergeant Barnes?

...

Smash

You said freedom of speech, so that meant I could say what I wanted. Besides, Uncle knows he's hot right, @official-bucky-barnes

Fine then, Captain.

Smash or pass Sergeant Barnes?

...

Smash

Auntie, this is robin. robin, this is tia Jade

Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy

If I were you, Mom, I'd just do it cause it'll get Dad to listen to you more, and also I'm saying that because you're my favorite

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

Aren't you too young to be a parent

No, I'm not young, almost in my 30s

How old are you?

I'm not answering questions like this. Please refrain from doing so