Announcement!!!

Peter???

Someone help, please

Something crazyyy is going on at this place I’m interning at! They’re taking all the phones n’ stuff! This is insane, chat! Oh- they’re taking mine bye I guess!

Hi Robin, is it if I hug you? I like to give hugs

Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy

Dad, you forgot me, and did you introduce her to @definitelynot-peterp4rker

Mum!

I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!

What?!

Yeah definitely

Let's make a thread of incorrect quotes :D

@fox-barnes @moon-barnes @lukyan-barnes @multifandomer537 @butter-n-popcorn @official-alpinebarnes0 @nastya-medvdeva @thee-little-angel

You said freedom of speech, so that meant I could say what I wanted. Besides, Uncle knows he's hot right, @official-bucky-barnes

Fine then, Captain.

Smash or pass Sergeant Barnes?

...

Smash

Missed you

Guess who's baackkk

Perfect, now we can put them on the suit

Hi, I'm the one who dropped the L-word bomb on you. Are you saying you and I wreck havoc on those anyone in our way except for who care for?

Take the glasses off, then we'll talk.

Probably cause he took one right, @your-fav-russian-assassin

Let's make a thread of incorrect quotes :D

@fox-barnes @moon-barnes @lukyan-barnes @multifandomer537 @butter-n-popcorn @official-alpinebarnes0 @nastya-medvdeva @thee-little-angel

@theironcan , please help us find Peter

I’ve been stabbed :D

Don't worry, Tony is going to get you out, and it's okay, Peter. I know it wasn't your fault

Vibing in a jail cell! Having a blast!

No im not, help me Mom, help me Tony, someone help