Why did she bite you Dad
*holding up a bandaged hand*
I was bitten.
WHAT?!?! BY WHO?? Or what??
Missed @definitelynot-peterp4rker
Friends And Family
@ariannajames836
@ireallyliketacosokay
@dogtamer415
@the-loss-of-my-life
@fox-barnes
@sienna-maximoff
@mythomars
To make sure she gives the best in your relationship
Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy
@official-pietro-maximoff Dad, I want you to meet my son @multiverse-peterbparker
🤣🤣🤣 he deserves it, honestly, because you were an angry mama, and I'd have listened if you told me
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
Don't put Dad as your new boss. He's going to have you do the stupidest things Friday
Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.
You're a badass, Mom I love you
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
Yes, sure. *goes to the kitchen*
Hi Robin, you okay?
@sienna-maximoff
I-I don’t know honestly
Peter
Hypothetically, if one drank a bottle of all purpose cleaner, would it kill you? Hypothetically. Not real whatsoever.
Ask @tony-starkinator or @theironcan
I need a new suit… don’t ask why.
I don't want to laugh, but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry Uncle @official-buckybarnes
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