gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
Charles's official portrait looking like he costs 7 mountains to summon and wipes the opponent's board when he enters the field:
Ngl this slaps, credit to the supreme monarchist where it's due I guess.
90% of my day is me being nervous
you heard him
adam and i are watching a battlebots and this stupid bot has no powers. its just a cardboard box decorated to look like a building with the sign "CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL" and when it was torn open a bunch of little dolls came flying out
fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!
mecha combat
Your analog horror about the all consuming flesh and the sinister broadcast altering entities is not gay enough and i am not fucking joking