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Howdy

reblog the money Ziggy for good fortune!

Hmmmmmm

Russian exorcisms be like

[2lovebirds]

Take it easy today. You’ll need your energy for when the revolution comes.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

*The Intertionale Plays*

I'm the Late Learner

i found a list of stock characters in ancient greek media

tag yourself i’m the man of petty ambition

why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

Venom adopts a needy puppy from the local animal shelter. Spiderman, like a fucking asshole, drives his loudass vroom.mp3 motorcycle by, upsetting the peace of said shelter. Venom decides to deal with this ruffian using the only language he knows how to speak. Who’s the real villain here

fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

STAND NAME:  「RIDES THE BUS」

STAND MASTER: AL YANKOVIC

Sour Grapes

via reddit

Kot blino

Kot blini

I hit my girlfriend today… wow I feel like crap. I guess I’m gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell you what happened. We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of “your loser father couldn’t keep a relationship together, and neither can you!” When I was around 9, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the years.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn’t even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn’t. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, and all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, then slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom, I heard her run out of the house, and take off in her car. That was about 6 hours ago so I guess she didn’t go to the cops or anything. So later I went home, and broke down in tears… My mom came into my room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said you’re moving with you’re auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought “Now forget it, Yo homes to Bel-Air!“

I’m not an expert but I like hands a lot so hopefully some of this was helpful!

You have been visited by the Winnie of chill vibes reblog in 5 seconds for chill vibes

A master post of Thomas Romain’s art tutorials.

There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. 

Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!

Can we appreciate the fact that there’s an extreme sport known as “Extreme Ironing”? 

Like basically people take ironing boards to crazy locations and iron their shirts

There are no limits to what these people will do 

“Hell yeah I’m an athlete" 

You thought you’ve seen it all huh? Well, there’s more.

Oh, don’t mind me, just ironing some shirts

These people will always find time, no matter what

Oh and my favorite

THIS IS THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

Someone pls tell me what anime this is

Sadly this is true, while gays are (slowly) being accepted by society, atheists are still demonized and shunned.

I had an idea.