Hogwarts Houses ϟ Hufflepuff

Madison: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Hamilton: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Lafayette: Tackle him.

Burr: Dump him.

Mulligan: Kick him in the shin.

Jefferson: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

miles edgeworth’s no good very bad day in court

i’m in the mood to draw some underworld kids 👻👻👻

trying to remember how to draw thalia

every group of friends should include:

techniquement la bimbo c'est mattéo mais faites comme si

Them: where did your heterosexuality go?

Me:

so uh

this is my contribution for asexual awareness week

I bet the Chocolatine-spot in Paris is Enjolras. Or Grantaire. But one of the two. (Can you imagine an argument between the two? "CHOCOLATINE MOTHERFUCKER" "PAIN AU CHOCOLAT, DANS TON C...")

OMG, ARGENTINE, I CAN’T XDXD JE SUIS BELGE, ET CHEZ MOI, ON DIT PAIN AU CHOCOLAT XDXD JE MEURS XDXD

“Il est où mon pain au chocolat?”

“Dans ton cul.”

Enjolras is team chocolatine cause he comes from the South and shit and Grantaire is just like “Sit down Susan.”