Signcrushescyclist - Iamnofun

"average viking gets struck by lightning once" factoid actually just statistical error. average viking is never struck by lightning. Snotlout Jorgenson, who is hated by thor and has been struck by lightning fifteen times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Mall haul X3

OK well ill just keep putting jesse pinkman into my chemical romance until something else comes up

i literally need the guillotine i forgot to grab peanut butter at the grocery store

"im a top" "im a bottom" ok we'll ive spent the night dancing, im drunk i suppose, if it looks like im laughing im really just asking to leave this alone