Signcrushescyclist - Iamnofun

In the club straight up "Wurthering it" and by "Wurthering it", I mean. My Heights. Lol.

Reblog if you got the Dan and Phil autism instead of the maths one

i literally need the guillotine i forgot to grab peanut butter at the grocery store

"average viking gets struck by lightning once" factoid actually just statistical error. average viking is never struck by lightning. Snotlout Jorgenson, who is hated by thor and has been struck by lightning fifteen times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Drunk and horny at medieval times I want to fuck a knight so bad

whenever i see ray toro…. i get… excite…