Pls Bring Me Money, Susie

forgive yourself. do it often.

may will be a good month,

may will be a great month

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

hey psstt if you're a government worker, know a government worker, etc in the US- make sure you know when to NOT comply.

if the Tyrant in Chief is already threatening to slash your office staff in half AND wants you to commit acts of transphobia. Just...don't.

Process that application, approve that loan. these tiny acts of rebellion are going to be what keeps us alive in these times.

don't make it easy for them. don't comply.

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”