Nico Strikes Me As An Age Regressor, I Feel Like He’d Be Ashamed About It (even Thought He Shouldn’t

straws have 3 holes, no I will not explain

Driving Lessons

*Trevor teaching Phoebe to drive and taking Melody along for the ride* Trevor: That's a pothole. To the left! Phoebe: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Melody, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Phoebe: I don't think that's how the song goes. Trevor, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Phoebe: Country Roads. Melody: To the place. Phoebe and Melody in unison: I Belong! Trevor, crying harder: What the fuck?

Couples

Podcast: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Trevor: I really care about your feelings! Lucky: I really care about YOUR feelings! Podcast, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Melody: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Phoebe: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Daily Convo

Podcast, about Phoebe and Melody: My god, would you two just get a room already? Melody: Excuse me, Podcast? Podcast: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Phoebe: ... Lucky: I ship it! Trevor: CAN YOU NOT?

Some Solangelo incorrect quotes because I’m getting obsessed

it’s not done yet but I thought I would post the link so people can read the chapters as I finish them

This is the Alive!Mel x Phoebe fanfiction I offered to write for @gracelandtoobaby. I hope everyone who reads it enjoys it

Okay, sounds good! :D

hear me out, chat:

alive!mel x phoebe fake dating au