UWU.
Seal plush! What you doing right now???0_○
Ace! What's it like having a little seal plushie that's alive??
-rando-anon!
Oooo an anon, hallo! (Hi.)
Right now.. I'm looking at YouTube (thanks to Ace using the computer for me!). I'm watching Oompaville right now! It's fun:D
As for me, it's weird having a talking seal plush. I don't hate or like it. The damn seal can be a bitch at times. (Hey!)
Got a slushie at 1AM because I can't sleep yet. I'm having a pretty decent time out.
Me too!:D
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST REALISED HALLOWEEN IS IN 2 DAYS.
...Hallo-what now?○-○?
..oh, right, you don't know about Halloween. Halloween is basically an event where you go out in costume late at night (around 7 or 8) and go to people's doorsteps to say 'trick or treat' and get some candy from them. It's like a candy haul for kids.
..I wanna do thattt..( •͈૦•͈ )
I have some tissues, wanna be a ghost?
YESSS!!
Okay then, I'll make you the costume at RAD then.
(I DONT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN, BUT HAPPI HALLOWEEN GUYS!!:D)
I'm going to be able to hang out with some of my siblings' friends today. I'm happy about it.
Funne thing: I'm probably ace's only Fren currently! :D
...that isn't something to be proud of on my part.
And neither should your ex-friends be proud of being an asshole to you! (°^°)
..true, maybe distancing myself from them was the best option.
Sigh, atleast the management person isn't here.
bacteria.
I JUST SAID-
woah, what the [censored!]-...
No swearing in my domain, selkie!
Wha- Wait hold up, SELKIE?
Mhm!
Woah, hold up again, seal has a name?
Mhm, just now!
And you tell us this now..why?
Because management can do whatever they want!
.... right.
...heheh...FINALLYYY!!! I HAVE A NAME!!!:DD
yup! And ace is now Acer!
...I'm going to have to ask my school to change its and my name, one second.
How is school anyways?
.....uhh.....bad.
What's going on?
Some weird group don't like ace and me, mostly ace for their species
..how so?
One tried to take ace's headphones, another tried stealing me.
I'm sorry, STEALING you?
Mhm.
Oh, shitty
That's...what the fuck??
How's life for you?
Oh.
Mhm. Though, it could be worse, last year was way worse.
Notice how we literally nearly text the same?
Yup.
Maybe because we're all the same person!- oh, nothing, anyways, it's spelt S-E-L-K-I-E. Thanks.
Well...that's all I needed to say, bye bye!
O...bye!!:3-...wait a moment.
Hm??
"no swearing in my domain" AND THEN YOU PROCEED TO SWEAR??
UHHH, BYEEEE!!!
Why is there roblox avatars of me?! Σ(°□°˶) !!
..you are a popular figure on the internet, Seal. I hope you know that.
..I'm famous?! (°〇°)
Mhm, search up 'seal plushie', and you'll find a lot of people having the same you..just not conscious.
(˚0˚)!! IM LOOKING NOW
Today's Seal Is: The Grand Sniffer
Its 2AM and ace are blabbering weird shi-...stuff. yeah, Ace is blabbering weird stuff again..(ᵕ—ᴗ—)
He keeps saying stuff about... someone named kamala Harris? And that she's being a total "girl boss and should win the election."? ...Whoever that is.. and keeps saying about how "the orange apple jack ponysona looking fuck" should be angry that he's losing..Ace's words not mine.
And.. uhh, what the hell is an "American politics"? If you're wondering why Ace is even speaking at 2AM, it is because he's on a call with his friends late at night.. and I just so happen to be allowed to use their phone.
I'm gonna call ai "artists" just Ai dick riders>:3
Okay, maybe use a slur in there too.
Okii...hmm... AI [censor][censor][censor]!!
.....maybe just call them AI users. Not artists.
Fine..(¬⤙¬ )
ACE KEEPS SAYING "YES SEAL PLUSHIE, DANCE! DANCE, YOU FUCK" SEND HELP!!
..I told them that they could possibly dance to "hot to go" by chappell roan if wanted.
Hello again! I'll be turning asks back on, but media asks will be off. Feel free to ask questions!
☆•°a silly seal with an owner named Ace!°•☆ (RP acc of oc's I made)
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