....So

I thought school was tomorrow and started telling Ace that he had to get ready for school tomorrow and looked at me all confused...(._.`)

..turns out we don't have school tomorrow because it's a Friday( •͈ ◦ •͈ )

You get school for 5 days straight and then have 2 days off for free time, it's simple.

Ughh... school's confusingg..( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

How old are you both?

I.

Uhh.. Ace how old are you ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

..I'm 40.

...WHAT.

Im old, I get it.

I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE 40??? YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN TWINK-

I..WHAT THE HELL??

Anon list

- Rando anon

-💘 anon

I kept searching for the seal all day because I couldn't find them and started to freak out because sometimes this damn seal causes absolute chaos. It's not fun. Turns out, the damn seal is in the highest cabinet in my kitchen and is trying to eat sour patch kids. Reminder, this seal can eat.. but it has flippers. Which makes it hard to open packets for them, so I have to open them for them and give them the food myself... but the seal doesn't necessarily have to eat to live! And when i told them no and that I wouldn't let them have sour patch kids, they started to screech high-pitched and gave me a migraine. Great. I left them locked in the cabinet until they calm down...or go insane.

Love having screenshots of OM that I don't remember. I mean.. just look at this

Sometimes, just genuinely...it's pretty funny.

You and your fictional men..(¬_ ´¬ )

...shush.

..mhmm....

Let me like my fictional men in peace, seal.

Yeah...would be a real shame..

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

It's Asmodeus's birthday today!(⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

Cool-...uh..

...you good ace?

...my great grandma.

What about her?

...holy hell, she shares a birthday with a twink.

I.

great babushka shares a birthday...with a TWINK.

It's not that bad

LOOK AT HIM AND SAY THAT AGAIN.

I...UHHH..

happy birthday great grandma. And...twink man.

..his name is Asmodeus-

Ace ate a whole eraser today. A WHOLE ERASER (°ロ°)

What? They have a nice texture and taste good.

..I'm to lose my shit with this guy:D (Hey, no swearing.)

ACE KEEPS SAYING "YES SEAL PLUSHIE, DANCE! DANCE, YOU FUCK" SEND HELP!!

..I told them that they could possibly dance to "hot to go" by chappell roan if wanted.

I'm gonna call ai "artists" just Ai dick riders>:3

Okay, maybe use a slur in there too.

Okii...hmm... AI [censor][censor][censor]!!

.....maybe just call them AI users. Not artists.

Fine..(¬⤙¬ )