My Fish Died:(

Ooc! Hello:D For my birthday happening soon, (No, my birthday isn't the same as Ace's. It's still close, though!), My mother has bought me two new seal plushies.. but bigger. And..one has children?? So.. should I make them a part of the family?

Sigh, atleast the management person isn't here.

bacteria.

I JUST SAID-

woah, what the [censored!]-...

No swearing in my domain, selkie!

Wha- Wait hold up, SELKIE?

Mhm!

Woah, hold up again, seal has a name?

Mhm, just now!

And you tell us this now..why?

Because management can do whatever they want!

.... right.

...heheh...FINALLYYY!!! I HAVE A NAME!!!:DD

yup! And ace is now Acer!

...I'm going to have to ask my school to change its and my name, one second.

How is school anyways?

.....uhh.....bad.

What's going on?

Some weird group don't like ace and me, mostly ace for their species

..how so?

One tried to take ace's headphones, another tried stealing me.

I'm sorry, STEALING you?

Mhm.

Oh, shitty

That's...what the fuck??

How's life for you?

Oh.

Mhm. Though, it could be worse, last year was way worse.

Notice how we literally nearly text the same?

Yup.

Maybe because we're all the same person!- oh, nothing, anyways, it's spelt S-E-L-K-I-E. Thanks.

Well...that's all I needed to say, bye bye!

O...bye!!:3-...wait a moment.

Hm??

"no swearing in my domain" AND THEN YOU PROCEED TO SWEAR??

UHHH, BYEEEE!!!

I just sent an ask telling you to be careful, I think I was too late;-;

I got dared to drink a bottle of DayQuil and a bottle of NyQuil at the same time, was told I'd be paid a ton of grimm if I survive it. That's human medicine, ain't it? Stuff doesn't affect demons, I'm makin' easy grimm with this one!

Its 2AM and ace are blabbering weird shi-...stuff. yeah, Ace is blabbering weird stuff again..(ᵕ—ᴗ—)

He keeps saying stuff about... someone named kamala Harris? And that she's being a total "girl boss and should win the election."? ...Whoever that is.. and keeps saying about how "the orange apple jack ponysona looking fuck" should be angry that he's losing..Ace's words not mine.

And.. uhh, what the hell is an "American politics"? If you're wondering why Ace is even speaking at 2AM, it is because he's on a call with his friends late at night.. and I just so happen to be allowed to use their phone.

Suppp!!

Question for both. What are y'all pronouns?? Is it's just they/them or it/it's (sense I've seen ace calling the seal an it)?? Thanks for answering

Ooo...good question!

Sense I'm a seal plushie, I don't actually have a gender;-; so I normally just go by they/them or it/it's! Either of those are fine for me!

As for me, I go by whatever. People have called me a boy and a girl (and a Walmart trash bag once) in class, so I don't really care. But if you want specific preferred pronouns, then.. probably he/him or they/them is good. Thanks for asking.

... Should we add sexualities into this as well or wait for a future ask for it?

Hm...we can say if you want. I don't care.

:0 Yipppeee!!!:D

Okey, so I'm not really attracted to anyone because I'm a plushie seal..uhh, what does that make me again? I'm still learning..;-; (it makes you AroAce, buddie.) Yeah!- :0..you called me buddy!! Yeyy!!

For me, I'm pansexual and demisexual if you wanted to know.

It's Asmodeus's birthday today!(⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

Cool-...uh..

...you good ace?

...my great grandma.

What about her?

...holy hell, she shares a birthday with a twink.

I.

great babushka shares a birthday...with a TWINK.

It's not that bad

LOOK AT HIM AND SAY THAT AGAIN.

I...UHHH..

happy birthday great grandma. And...twink man.

..his name is Asmodeus-

HELLO, OOC AGAIN, I FOUND IT, THEY'RE ALIVE:D

YAYAYAY

It's ace's birthday! Say happi birthday to them!:D

They don't want to say anything due to their birthday not being his favourite thing, but I'm still happy for him!:D

(Yayaya ace birthday:D anyways I watched Alien stage and...HOLY FUCK??? ITS AMAZING I RECOMMEND IT. I CRIED SO IF YOU WANT ANGST THERE YOU GO. ITS ALL PRACTICALLY ANGST, I LOVE IT.

ACE!

What?

THE POPE IS DEAD!!

very funny-

IM NOT JOKING.

..Are we deadass?

WE'RE DEADASS.

HOLY FUCK, THE POPE IS DEAD??? POPE FRANCIS??

YEAH, POPE FRANCIS!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT?? WE'RE NOT JOKING ON THIS RIGHT???

NOPE, THE POPE IS FUCKING DEAD.

FUCKING DAMMIT POPE FRANCIS WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, FUCK.

POPE FRANCIS NOO-....

???

JSCHLATT IS A PREDICTER AND JD VANCE IS THE KILLER..

HUH??

HE SAW JD VANCE, AND FUCKING WENT STRAIGHT TO HR.

...BRO LITERALLY SAID "I'm telling the boss about this!!"..

JSCHLATT PREDICTED IT..

...

...Ace..

...

Don't.

...I am the prophet..with the answers you seeekkk.. time...I've unlocked it..

GODDAMNIT ACER YOU AND EPIC THE MUSCIAL, POPE FRANCIS IS FUCKING DEAD-

Explaining: Selkie!

Selkie came alive one day when Acer tried a spell on the once lifeless plushie, which brought the seal plushie to life, and now ace had a seal plushie called Selkie! Selkie lives with ace in their own apartment. I didn't bring up what amount ace knows the brothers so imma do that here

Selkie knows about the brothers, and has even ran off to try and talk to some of them, which annoys Acer a little sense they've never talked to them much asides from some little small talk here and there..ace also find it a little embarrassing sense ace usually has to take care of Selkie so when Selkie randomly runs off, ace has to find it and when they find that it's talking to one of the more popular figures, it makes ace a little embarrassed to drag Selkie away

Ace knows about the brothers and has talked to them, but never talks to them much sense they are bad at communication. This makes ace a very nervous person around new people in RAD and around the devildom

This is just one of the interactions I think Selkie would've had with Asmo (pardon the mischaratering, I'm bad at this;-;)

S: "Halloo!!!!"

A:"what the? Ohh, your adorable!♡"

S:"hehe thanks!"

A:"Selkie!"

S:"...uh oh"

A:"Selkie, what are you doing?-....."

A:"oh hello there, Hun, you're the exchange student from another realm aren't you? maybe I could charm you?~"

A:"....."

S:"Sorry, they don't know how to talk to peopl- Mmmofhh!!"

A: ".....bye."

S:"Don't put your hand over my mouth!"

And then ace would Walk away, probably having a bit of a nervous breakdown on the inside because Selkie ran off, being extroverted and just talked to one of the seven brothers. It scares ace sometimes with how much they like to talk to those seven. And well, due to ace coming from a realm where people don't usually talk to others alot without any violence or conflict, ace doesn't know how to talk to people normally.