'you Wouldn't Pirate A-' I Would Steal Anything From Any Company. Anything In The World. I Dont Even

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

It does feel like that sometimes

i'm setting out a box trap to capture him

while i do love the idea of ares jumping in to help odysseus beat poseidon, i also love the idea of it being hades instead

like hes so damn tired of the olympians playing "will he die or wont he" and is also pissed at poseidon because hes the one who had to do all the paperwork after poseidon decided to go and drown so many men at once (not to mention hades just also generally isnt nearly as ruthless as his brothers and probably thinks its fucked up to punish so many other men that didn't actually do shit?) and hes just been itching for some payback for it so hes just like "yknow what? heres some godly power to back all that rage youve got, go get him odysseus"

'I'm not sorry for loving you" should have been called "emotional manipulation - the song" because oh my god

It's basically an "i'm sorry if you feel that way but actually i'm not sorry at all because i'm the victim"

Calypso they could never make me like you!!!!!

(guy who is so fatigued) i need to Draw

The fallen pudding tart

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues