Why Am I Still Getting Likes And Followers, The UpperMoon Incorrect Quotes Series Was A Joke

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Another person gathering distortions into a group themed around the colour blue..? I suppose it must be that time of year~! 🎼 @thereverberationensemble

I feel you have some misconceptions about my companions. It would be more accurate to say that I’m collecting a group of mysterious bisexuals themed around the color blue.

Can i also point out how freaking funny is that Telemachus went on a "diplomatic" mission, only to return cosplaying as Athena to kill the suitors?

Telemachus: "im going to kill those bastards"

Athena: "no not dressed like that"

Telemachus: "ok better?"

Athena: "yes bitch slay"

I love how Sevenseven is constantly humilated whenever he appears. He really is the pathetic blorbo of the family. I bet most people who hire him are like "Damn SixSix was already taken guess I'll have to go with SevenSeven"

Oh my god. You’re so right. He really is a pathetic little meow meow.

Even when he was working together with SixSix, he was the one getting pushed down a flight of stairs while SixSix was using bombs.

“I couldn’t get SixSix.”

“Yeah, he can be hard to get a hold of. We can just get EightEight.”

“I called her first, she wouldn’t take the job.”

“Oh. …We’re going to have to hire SevenSeven aren’t we?”

“…Yeah.”

“Goddammit.”

more gijinka doodles. im obsessed with them

[id: 3 drawings of hollow knight characters as humans. the first is a drawing of hornet shaking hands with adora from she ra. they are both thinking about catra and lace, who have the same smug expression. hornet has dark skin and short white hair, and is wearing a red cloak over a dark red tunic. the second drawing is of lurien saying “for king beloved…” with his hands clasped. he has medium skin and long brown hair, and is wearing a blue vest over a lighter blue shirt. behind him are monomon and herrah. monomon says “’beloved?’ gayass” and herrah says “gayass”. monomon has dark skin and hair, and is wearing a green cloak over a light green dress. herrah has slightly lighter dark skin and hair, and is wearing a grey sleeveless shirt. the final drawing is a sketch of the pale king and lurien. the pale king says “i just threw a bunch of babies in a pit” and lurien replies “i want you so bad”. end id]

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

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reading moby dick: