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Y’all liked the other stuff I did and I found this messy and silly thing for y’all too

I did not expect the other lobcorp stuff to get as many notes as it did but thank you all who enjoyed it!

Giving judgement bird their eyes back, but it’s just googly eyes…

they homeless catnap box him

Reblog = Adopted him

Like = Pat head

A family doesn’t need to be a man, woman, and child. Families come in all shapes and sizes! Sometimes a family is Teddy Roosevelt (president of the United States), Sacajawea (Lemhi-Shoshone guide of the Lewis and Clark expedition), Octavius ( miniature Roman general), Jedidiah (miniature cowboy), Attila (you know, Attila the Hun), Ahkmenrah (fourth king of the fourth kings), Dexter (a monkey), Nicky (aspiring dj), and Larry (Middle aged guy who probably should have looked for a different job) !!

(A coffin arrives.)

Viktor: It’s a coffin. There’s a name engraved on it.

*shows the name*

WHORE. It’s empty!

*grabs Lord Transyl*

AND YOU’RE GOING IN IT!

VIKTOR HAND-CRAFTED IT THEN MAILED IT TO HIMSELF JUST TO SAY THIS

ben: why does p’andor call you “baby girl”

bivalvan: how about we stop talking for a while

would Optimus Prime count?

Yes, Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise could kill Macbeth!

While there are a myriad of continuities tied to the origins of Optimus Prime and the Transformers in general, most (if not all) of these continuities apply him for the Unconventional Birth Clause and the Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

A tribute to the City of Tears

(script under cut)

1.

Unlike what people thought,

the Dreamers were aware of the world even in the Dream.

So Lurien continued to watch.

For that was his duty.

/

2.

Perhaps,

the title of ‘Watcher’

suits him now

more than it ever did when he was awake.

The Watcher's gaze wanders the city like a ghost.

//

3.

The endless sound of dripping rain, light glinting off the wet streets.

It didn't always rain in the city.

In the years 

since the city was built,

the rain was a relatively new development.

4.

But now even Lurien

finds it easier

to imagine the view outside the windows without rain

than to remember the city of before.

/

5.

Every day the city the Watcher knows falls into ruin.

And Lurien's worn out memories

fade bit by bit

leaving only the vague impression

that 'it wasn't always like this.'

/

6.

A song echoing amidst the patter of rain.

Traces of a dream different from that of the Dreamers.

Or perhaps a requiem from the city to itself.

7.

In either case

the song is not for Lurien.

Lurien loved the Kingdom’s Capital,

the heart of Hallownest.

He did not live the age

where songs for a ruin were sung on the streets.

/

8.

The streets echo with the footsteps of busy bugs.

Peaceful silence hangs in the Spire

and Lurien sits at his telescope.

/

9.

Perhaps

if you cover your eyes

you could pretend

that Lurien’s beloved city

hasn't changed at all.

/

10.

But the Watcher never turns away.

/

11.

The wanderers call this place

the City of tears.

They will never realize

just how apt the name is.

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 2.)

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