Mewtwo? Genderless, A Clone Grown In A Lab, And From A Male Creator?

Jesus Christ from the Bible. I'm feeling sacrilegious today

Jesus Christ from The Bible is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

CW : gore

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

I’ve only ever seen half a season of House and YouTube clips of The Good Doctor but this is how I imagine them meeting would go

House: who is this idiot and why is he in my office

Shawn: *says something extremely right about a patient and nobody seems to believe him*

House: I will only be working shifts with this man and this man only everybody else get out

can you imagine someone loving you so much that you ask them to haunt you when they're dead because you're full of regret and can't bear to be apart from them and then you later you dig up their grave to be close to them

Hatsune Miku could kill MacBeth

Yes, Hatsuke Miku from Vocaloid could kill Macbeth!

She applies for all three clauses: Gender Clause due to being a girl; Unconventional Birth Clause due to being a software voicebank; and the Birth Parent Clause due to her creator being male software developer Sasaki Wataru! Thank you both for your submission!

Could Perry the Platypus Kill Macbeth?

Yes, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb could kill Macbeth!

Due to being a platypus, which hatch from eggs, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!

A family doesn’t need to be a man, woman, and child. Families come in all shapes and sizes! Sometimes a family is Teddy Roosevelt (president of the United States), Sacajawea (Lemhi-Shoshone guide of the Lewis and Clark expedition), Octavius ( miniature Roman general), Jedidiah (miniature cowboy), Attila (you know, Attila the Hun), Ahkmenrah (fourth king of the fourth kings), Dexter (a monkey), Nicky (aspiring dj), and Larry (Middle aged guy who probably should have looked for a different job) !!

The powerpuff girls could kill Macbeth!

Yes, Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls could kill Macbeth!

Due to being artificially created from a concoction of sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X by Professor Utonium, the three of them all apply for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!