IHNMAIMS Au Where Literally Every Single Bit Of AMs Dialouge Gets Cut Off By This

A family doesn’t need to be a man, woman, and child. Families come in all shapes and sizes! Sometimes a family is Teddy Roosevelt (president of the United States), Sacajawea (Lemhi-Shoshone guide of the Lewis and Clark expedition), Octavius ( miniature Roman general), Jedidiah (miniature cowboy), Attila (you know, Attila the Hun), Ahkmenrah (fourth king of the fourth kings), Dexter (a monkey), Nicky (aspiring dj), and Larry (Middle aged guy who probably should have looked for a different job) !!

CW : gore

would Optimus Prime count?

Yes, Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise could kill Macbeth!

While there are a myriad of continuities tied to the origins of Optimus Prime and the Transformers in general, most (if not all) of these continuities apply him for the Unconventional Birth Clause and the Birth Parent Clause!

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every time a wuthering heights adaptation depicts heathcliff as a white guy an angel dies

I love how Sevenseven is constantly humilated whenever he appears. He really is the pathetic blorbo of the family. I bet most people who hire him are like "Damn SixSix was already taken guess I'll have to go with SevenSeven"

Oh my god. You’re so right. He really is a pathetic little meow meow.

Even when he was working together with SixSix, he was the one getting pushed down a flight of stairs while SixSix was using bombs.

“I couldn’t get SixSix.”

“Yeah, he can be hard to get a hold of. We can just get EightEight.”

“I called her first, she wouldn’t take the job.”

“Oh. …We’re going to have to hire SevenSeven aren’t we?”

“…Yeah.”

“Goddammit.”

I need Hermes to be in Outis’s canto and I need him to be an id for either Yi Sang (for the wing motif) or Don Quixote (Instead of flying sandals she has Rocinante)

That being said I also had an idea for a gregor hermes ID where his arm has the two snakes from Hermes’s staff coming out of it and wrapping around his arm

I will be drawing this when i get the chance

Can you tell I’ve been listening to Epic the musical?

Ah yes, the three genders, man, mythical, Oddyseus

Funeral of the dead butterflies when he's out during Green noon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Random agent: You're... Still attacking people

Random agent 2: Shut up *first agent's name*, ordeals aren't people

(In my personal experience, FOTDB really likes attacking Green noon ordeals, which spawned this idea when I saw the incorrect quotes when I was using a generator)