Over 100 Years Of Modern Film Technology Developing & Yet The Only POC Heathcliffs We Have In Adaptations

god she is always serving cunt.

Der Freischütz and Funeral of dead butterflies have made out once, I was there

Unhinged peepaw = Galand

Goth girlboss = Melascula

Irritable he/it = Fraudrin (Probably)

Wizard = Monspiet(?)

Smash /hj

Omg I redesigned the man

Wolf: Y'know, Ganon, I’ve never really questioned it before but … what’s with the whole pig motif?

Ganondorf: What? I like pigs. Pigs are cute.

Bowser: Uuuuuhhh …

Ridley: Don’t you mean “tough” or “scary”?

Ganondorf: No, they’re cute. I can’t like cute things?

Wolf: Well it’s just … not very manly.

Ganondorf: Hmph, “manly”. Let me tell you something about “MANLY”.

Ganondorf: People who constantly obsess about appearing “manly” have the most fragile egos out of anybody. They spend all their time obsessing over how every little thing in their life will effect their image. They live with their guard constantly up out of fear that the tiniest little emasculating thing will destroy how people think of them. People who waste their time caring about “manly” are the most fragile little babies of them all.

Ganondorf: Now, a REAL manly man just likes what he likes and doesn’t give two shits about what people think about him. The real secret to being manly is to say “I am what I am and I like what I like, and if you don’t like it you can go cry to your pathetic peers because I don’t give a FUCK.”

Villains: …

Wolf: I … actually like it when Isabelle packs me a lunchbox with little notes inside.

Bowser: … I let Peach give me a makeover whenever I kidnap her.

K.Rool: I actually just really like banana smoothies.

Eggman & Wily: (simultaneously) I built myself a robot girlfriend. Whoa, you too?

Ridley: I’m a BTS stan.

Ganondorf: See? Don’t you feel better now getting to be your true self out in the open.

Ganondorf: (turning to Ridley) … K-Pop? Really?

Ridley: Look, I thought they were cute girls at first and then it turned out the music was pretty goo- GET OFF MY BACK!!

more gijinka doodles. im obsessed with them

[id: 3 drawings of hollow knight characters as humans. the first is a drawing of hornet shaking hands with adora from she ra. they are both thinking about catra and lace, who have the same smug expression. hornet has dark skin and short white hair, and is wearing a red cloak over a dark red tunic. the second drawing is of lurien saying “for king beloved…” with his hands clasped. he has medium skin and long brown hair, and is wearing a blue vest over a lighter blue shirt. behind him are monomon and herrah. monomon says “’beloved?’ gayass” and herrah says “gayass”. monomon has dark skin and hair, and is wearing a green cloak over a light green dress. herrah has slightly lighter dark skin and hair, and is wearing a grey sleeveless shirt. the final drawing is a sketch of the pale king and lurien. the pale king says “i just threw a bunch of babies in a pit” and lurien replies “i want you so bad”. end id]

Arceus could kill Macbeth

Yes, Arceus from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Being genderless and also seemingly the creator of the universe and therefore having no birthing parent, it applies for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Jesus Christ from the Bible. I'm feeling sacrilegious today

Jesus Christ from The Bible is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

FUCK HOMOPHOBES! 🏳️‍🌈GAY RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

P’andor and Bivalvan went from “I Hate You” (genuine) to “I Hate You” (sarcastic)

Alternatively: Enemies (derogatory) to Enemies (affectionate)

this is the canon we deserve