Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay
*later that day
Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker
Tim:
Tim: Oh, he was serious?
Stray cats 🐈
at least there's always the Character
after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’
issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.
I love my cats so much because I give them food and affection and they give me a look that says be gone with you you useless peasant
FETCH ME NEIL
why does the bird sound british???
it’s okay to say ‘this isn’t for me’ or ‘I’m not happy here’ and leave… you don’t have to wait for things to be really bad
holy fuck the las vegas arena is massive!
also alicia taylor looks like she's walked out of the hunger games