April Fools Day Here Is Always Funny Because My Dash Is Full Of “here’s A Rick Roll But It’s Actually

why doesnt uni have an absence option of "whoopsie daisy i overslept and missed it" because its the truth and i get that they dont like that but i cant go back in time and change it.

so my options are now:

A) lie and say i was ill

B) go through the whole process of picking Other and knowing they won't like it

Also this was absolutely my fault because i forgot to put the alarm on :)

thanks buddy, just realised i was biting my lip again :|

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Joker Murdered

It's headline news. Bruce knows it wasn't Jason. He had been in the cave nearly all day, working on the motorcycles with Dick. When the news came in, Bruce was right next to him and saw his reaction. Jason was shocked to his core. Jason absolutely was not involved.

Bruce can't figure out who did it, and it's driving him crazy. He investigates the entire family, the Arkham staff, city officials—everyone. Tim is just as perplexed as Bruce. There are no clues at all. It's not that anyone cares that the Joker was murdered; the real issue is that they can't figure it out. That someone out there is so good that they didn't leave a single trace behind.

It's the fact that someone out there is better than the Bats.

Jason is the only one not stumped. The same day the news breaks, he approaches Alfred, giving the elderly man a hug with an almost soundless, "Thank you." As he trembles with emotion.

Alfred pats him on the back with a simple, "Anything for you, my dear boy."

Maybe now that his grandson's greatest fear, his own personal walking and living hell, has been vanquished, he will finally find some measure of peace. Perhaps, at the very least, he won't wake up screaming and crying as often.

after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.

great episode to watch while deep cleaning my room at 4 in the morning before i need to leave for a month. 10/10 smackdown

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

-

Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

“And every single night, I sacrificed everything I had in this ring to be that Shield. And did I get any of the credit? Absolutely not.”

SMACKDOWN BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA | 04.18.2025

does anyone else have the annoying problem of 'which gods are which religion'??

like i know the groups but one group is Ancient Greek and the other Ancient Rome but I genuinely cant remember which one belongs with which

Now give me demon Finn against Dom for the IC title!! Build that feud!!!