sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
wwe really got stupid ppl in the writing room why is he returning during a supposed TAG match..
these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them
i kinda hate how they keep cutting Ambrose/Mox out of all of the Seth and Roman history parts bcs like,, why?? he was an important part of it all but they're just removing him
have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
why does the bird sound british???