Finn Balor Will Handle This Very Normally.

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

I love my cats so much because I give them food and affection and they give me a look that says be gone with you you useless peasant

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if anyone has some good french dishes, please hit me up with recipes. my life would be yours

How do I explain to normal people at my job that tomorrow is the biggest holiday of the year but only on this one website

other fnaf shenanigans incoming!

adding on from RyeToast's video on the identity of Old Man Consequences, the whole dreadbear coming out of the water for the fall fest game/being able to force the bear sprite into the water in fnaf world made me think about the second possible soul in golden freddy.

so we know (?) that the crying child (maybe cassidy) must have died in the hospital or mostly likely did from the flatlining sound in fnaf 4, but we never really know how any other possible possessor died.

what if, to weave the kidnapping theme that the books and the movie seem to show for at least one child, that maybe (very big maybe) the other possessor was kidnapped (?) and drowned before being maybe stuffed in the suit. this is actually a massive reach but surely the sprite being able to drown in fnaf world has to mean something??

there's also problems in that it doesn't fit afton's MO at all and that it can't be the first killing because that has always been susie.

i don't know it's just an idea.

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

i kinda hate how they keep cutting Ambrose/Mox out of all of the Seth and Roman history parts bcs like,, why?? he was an important part of it all but they're just removing him