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Bless this video I swear.
the new hunger games book is giving me memories to the 2018 wattpad hunger games fanfics i used to read
i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss
I’m just a girl who loves watching the shield/rolleigns edits with harry styles songs 😭😭
cc: to @bnksreigns on tiktok!!
so that's what that was
Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post
does anyone else have this pop up on pinterest???
You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made
guy from my block sat outside: you doing okay?
me: *dragging a chair outside of the block to sit on while visibly shaking* yeAh
I am in love with the idea of location-based horror I am in love with it
Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
🗡️
(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
interesting idea of 1 hour
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
Batfamily reunion, kinda ?
Not my idea: https://x.com/tocartss/status/1897135638438404416?s=46&t=zkCvxQnVoZvDMu4v7483qg
An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?
i like the idea that red hood is to crime alley what daredevil is to hell's kitchen in the dd comics. in the way that:
Jason: *in full red hood gear, walking through an alley* homeless man next to him: hey, todd. how's patrol? jason: *grinning under his helmet* i don't know if you need new glasses---or maybe a memory boost, jimmy---but the todd kid is dead. i, obviously, am not. homeless man: *snickers* yeah sure, sure, jason
Jason: *walking down the street in civvies* passerby: hey! hood! i have some info for you, drug deal goin' on 'round the docks jason: *raises brow* yeah? well, i ain't hood . . . but i'll take that info to him if ya want. he patrols near my apartment passerby: you keep tellin' yourself that, dude
batman: have you seen the criminal Red Hood? crime alley resident: *lighting a cigarette, making continual eye contact with batman* I'm blind. haven't seen anyone batman: *examines the woman* obviously not. you can see me just fine crime alley resident: ya ain't ever heard of selective vision impairment? it's totally a thing batman:
little girl: hey, hood. th' cops were lookin' fer ya jason: hmm. what did ya tell 'em? little girl: t' stick it where th' sun don't shine jason: *high-fives her* i'm going to buy you an entire toy store, kid
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS