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Fucked up /silly

Hey. Hey you.

You like... internet quizzes?

How about internet quizzes made by bat shit insane fellas running on 4 hours of sleep?

WELL HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU!

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

AN LLC ISAT CHARACTER QUIZ!!!

One thing I haven't liked about some of the quizzes that have already been made are that some of them are just so.... obvious the whole way through? So you can just game the quiz! But I purposely did some DARK MAGIC to make this slightly less obvious! And you even get a little generic advice at the end. How kind LLC, thank you LLC.

I hope it stings a little!

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

Word Count Matters

If you’re aiming to get your manuscript actually published, word counts are just one more thing you have to be aware of—especially in traditional publishing. Unfortunately, no one is going to publish a 100K children’s storybook, or a 40K high fantasy. That’s because each genre comes with its own expected word count, and while you might get away with being a bit under or over, you should be aiming for that ideal range.

Here's the genres and their typical word count ranges ~

Mysteries/Suspense: 70K-90K

Crime: 90K-100K

High-Fantasy: 100K+

General Fantasy: 90K-120K

Horror: 80K-100K

Sci-Fi: 90K-125K

Speculative: 75K-125K

Romance: 40K-100K

New Adult: 60K-85K

YA: 70K-90K

Middle Grade: 25K-40K

Picture Books: 50-1000

And some general guidelines for what counts as a novel vs a short etc:

Novel: 50K+

Novella: 20K-50K

Novelette: 10K-20K

Short Story: 1000-10K, but ideally 3K-8K

Flash fiction: 1-1000

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

For your future information, here are medical innovations younger than both the basics of HRT for trans ppl & the first gender-reassignment/gender-confirmation surgery. I put together this incomplete list earlier today bc I was bored:

all organ transplants

most modern vaccines, including the polio vaccine

the gluten-free diet as a treatment for celiac disease

synthetic insulin

oral contraceptives

MRIs

the concept of a "blood bank"

pacemakers

hydrocortisone

ibuprofen

diazepam

artificial hearts

sumatriptan

naproxen (Aleve)

tramodol

dialysis

ECT

ondansetron (Zofran)

chemotherapy

IVF

CPR

CT scans

transdermal patches

liposuction

intravascular stents

penicillin

In case you run into someone talking about how 'experimental' HRT is.

Trans women (me) will text like ":3 !! >:3c ehehe" and then have a black book that no one should EVER be allowed to read:3

How to protect yourself during stampede

Relax! This Book is Just a Phase You're Going Through: Gay Comics from Christopher Street, by Charles Ortleb and Richard Fiala, 1978.

#same atsushi same

Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

i love you leather i love you latex i love you rubber i love you kink i love you fetish i love you gay people

Ceaseless watcher, play witness to this

Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[ ID: tweet by @/lysihtea reading “I’m genderless. I’m full of gender. I’m a malewife. I’m a biblically accurate angel. I’m a pop idol. I’m the fourth incarnation of god. I’m a convicted criminal. I can never die.” ]

my next art piece really will just be building a functioning guillotine

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Do you think animals other than humans understand the concept of kinship, is it a great tragedy for the lions when brother turns on brother, or is it simply the fact of the matter

Having fun with Rimworld. Also known as the mod list I used just yesterday now crashes on startup. . .and I unsubscribed from half my mods with a single click because I'm "very smart"

Everyone should read this.

Reading the entire article made me sick to my stomach.

These Israelis are incredibly deranged and evil. They’re real life monsters. Demons.

Palestinians have been enduring them for 76 whole years.

full article

I somehow managed to pull this off dispute having a horrible time telling slight color variations apart

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

This is for those people who try to pretend that October 7th was the start of it all (or that the events of that day exist in a vacuum). People need to be reminded of the history.

I switched phones, it's good to be back

I've had a dumb thought, perhaps the dumbest yet: the night is dark, and when we think of dark (or at least when I do) we think of the color black, soo that leaves me wondering if there are any examples in languages where "black" and "night" have a similar origin or shared ancestry

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

They fabulous

*she smells like that hot drink some of the detectives love* (coffee)

"well aren't you unique, I've never seen a cat with eyes like yours"

*she tries to scratch under his chin*

*she crouches down a little bit a way from him and offers out her hand* Hi friend

- 🦝

*the cat smells your hand, a little afraid of being hurt*