feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!
“ i think i know why you’re proud of it too. it makes you strong.”
“ my stubbornness only bites me in the ass.”
“ i’m so happy those times when you admit i’m right.”
“ you don’t have to– uhhh… what was i gonna say again?”
“ i don’t know why i’m like that.”
“ you’re not like that.”
“ when it comes to games, you’re pretty determined to win.”
“ you get a little mad when you lose.”
“ i had a little sadistic thought right now.”
“ i should’ve called __ in the middle of the night. said nothing, just hung up.”
“ so you don’t think he’d be concerned?”
“ there’s something called ‘house-cold.’ ask anyone, they’ll say yes.”
“ why did i put it down in the drawer again when i’m gonna take it with me?”
“ it’s raining.”
“ i hope i don’t lose you.”
“ wow! today it’s not wet on the inside of the window!”
“ i find that very strange.”
“ it was very wet yesterday.”
“ i don’t understand anything.”
“ i can’t swim in, but maybe a bird can.”
“ don’t you hear me?”
“ i tend to disappear around here.”
“ it’s foggy as fuck here.”
“ it’s not foggy at all there? that’s unfair.”
“ do you have an explanation for that? like, a physical explanation?”
“ those cows, you know? i drove past them.”
“ i drove past a garbage bin.”
“ now i’m at the mail boxes.”
“ we called it the moose-road.”
“ they said it would take some time.”
“ don’t you pay attention to what happen?”
“ now you can guess!”
“ oh, hi cows!”
“ they’re normal milk-cows. what you think is normal cows.”
“ i’m so impressed by cats lately.”
“ it wasn’t like that when i was young.”
“ i’m very proud of how they’ve learned from development.”
“ the reason i said oh my god was because of a crow.”
“ it didn’t fly. it jumped really weird. like, sideways.”
“ i’m not allowed.”
“ i had some problems.”
“ i don’t understand shit.”
“ same place as yesterday, you disappeared.”
“ not again! why the same place? what’s wrong with this place?”
“ so satisfied with yourself.”
“ why am i blinking? i don’t understand why i’m blinking.”
“ what are you laughing at, you hen?”
“ i know you. i know when you’re mischievous.”
“ i know you’re trying to stay serious.”
“ does water sound like moose?”
“ i thought i was a boring-stick.”
“ i can’t call ‘youtube’, ‘facebook.’ how old am i?”
“ i never say anything funny, never do anything funny.”
“ shit. shit shit shit shit shit!”
“ first of all, i exited the car, and secondly, i– FUCK!”
“ awww, so cute you are, doggie!”
“ there. there. there. uhhhh… there.”
“ thanks for the compliment.”
“ GARBAGE BINS!!”
“ when i’ve heard of hybris, i’ts been hybrid wolves.”
🚀.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. RP Starters:
Our Muses Have to Share a Bed (Bedsharing)
✰ ❝ no funny business, okay? ❞ ✰ ❝ i’ll uh, just sleep on the floor, i guess. ❞ ✰ ❝ would you mind if i held you while you slept? ❞ ✰ ❝ i haven’t shared a bed with anyone since i was a kid ❞ ✰ ❝ maybe if you’d booked our room sooner, this wouldn’t be a problem ❞ ✰ ❝ if i’m being honest, i’ve wanted to do this for a long time ❞ ✰ ❝ it’s no big deal, we could share ❞ ✰ ❝ c’mon, it’s a big bed ❞ ✰ ❝ being with you like this feels safe ❞ ✰ ❝ hey, you’re stealing the covers, asshole ❞ ✰ ❝ you’re touching my ass ❞ ✰ ❝ will you stay? ❞ ✰ ❝ do you normally sleep in all your clothes? ❞ ✰ ❝ we can sleep in shifts, you sleep first and i’ll sleep after ❞ ✰ ❝ can i stay with you tonight? ❞ ✰ ❝ don’t you have your own bed? ❞ ✰ ❝ have you seen my sweater? ❞ ✰ ❝ hey…are you awake? ❞ ✰ ❝ just shut up and snuggle ❞ ✰ ❝ honestly, i keep having these nightmares, i don’t want to be alone ❞ ✰ ❝ well, this is…cozy… ❞ ✰ ❝ this is actually kinda nice ❞ ✰ ❝ sweet dreams ❞ ✰ ❝ can i borrow one of your shirts? ❞ ✰ ❝ let’s be honest, this is awkward ❞ ✰ ❝ you snore like a bear ❞ ✰ ❝ hey, move over, you’re taking up the whole bed ❞ ✰ ❝ you talk in your sleep ❞ ✰ ❝ remember the sleepovers we used to have when we were kids? ❞ ✰ ❝ hey, it’s alright, it was only a bad dream ❞ ✰ ❝ is there a reason you’re naked in my bed? ❞ ✰ ❝ you’re making this weirder than it needs to be ❞ ✰ ❝ you could at least put some clothes on ❞ ✰ ❝ do you wanna watch a movie and see if it helps you sleep? ❞ ✰ ❝ would you mind closing your eyes until i can turn off the lights? ❞ ✰ ❝ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark ❞ ✰ ❝ please tell me that is not what i think it is ❞ ✰ ❝ i read somewhere that you should stay close together, something about body warmth ❞ ✰ ❝ i really don’t mind, i shared with my kid sibling when i was younger ❞ ✰ ❝ the power’s out ❞ ✰ ❝ do you wanna build a tent on the floor? ❞
i was told i also have to post bc lynn and kita did but unlike them viv is canon so u must acknowledge her thanks!
little memes for child muses
send ( fib ) for your muse to catch mine in a lie
send ( book ) for your muse to read mine a story
send ( tuck ) for your muse to tuck mine into bed
send ( yummy ) for your muse to make mine a meal
send ( costume ) for your muse to dress up with mine
send ( brush ) for your muse to brush my muse’s hair
send ( toy ) for my muse to ask yours to play with them
send ( teach ) for your muse to teach mine a skill — specify
send ( gift ) for my muse to bring yours something they made
send ( tale ) for my muse to tell yours a wild, make-believe story
send ( sweets ) for your muse to catch mine eating too much candy
send ( fashion ) for your muse to help mine pick out clothes for the day
send ( no ) for your muse to keep mine from doing something dangerous
send ( scary ) for my muse to ask yours to get rid of the monster under the bed
jemma hadn’t always been a light sleeper. it was just one of the many ways she came out of maveth a completely different person than she entered. getting a full night’s sleep without waking up in a cold sweat at least twice was impossible in the beginning, but eventually her nervous system calmed down enough that the slightest noise or movement of the bed didn’t wake her. especially when she knew fitz was at her side. but when he wasn’t, when he slipped out of bed to sneak off to the lab, it didn’t take long for her to wake with a start.
her eyes fluttered open when she reached out for him in her sleep and her hand hit empty space instead of finding his. she peered into the darkness, but it only confirmed her suspicions that he’d slipped away again. jemma sat up with a sigh, rubbing her palms into her eyes as she clumsily got out of bed. bare feet padded against the floor as she headed for the lab. she pushes the door open. “ fitz, ” she sighs, but there’s the faintest lazy smile on her lips, bleary eyes fondly taking him in as he worked. he was clearly too invested to even hear her, if the lack of acknowledgement was anything to go by.
she approached him carefully, resting a hand on his shoulder to signal her presence before sliding it down his back. there’s a small yawn as she wraps her arms around him, her forehead resting on his back and her eyes closing as she takes a moment to embrace him in silence. his familiar scent, his back against her chest, his warmth soaking into her, it all melted away the slight tension that had formed when she woke up alone. “ come back to bed, ” she murmured finally.
the refusal a few beats later was hardly a shock, but she frowned regardless. her embrace doesn’t break as she ducks under his arm so she was standing in front of him, resting her chin on his chest. eyelids are heavy as she looks up at him and she can see the exhaustion in his eyes as well. “ you’re tired, i can tell. you’re going to work yourself to death over this lightsaber, and i won’t stand for it. ” her words are stern but her bottom lip ever so slightly pokes out in a pout. “ i can’t sleep. are you making any progress, at least? ”
@simmcns asked !! Come back to bed fitz & simmons !! ask my muse to come back to bed. !!
oh this ! this was hardly a new scenario. sometimes some of his best work came to him in his sleep and that saw leopold fitz out of bed and into his work station. holotable on usually without the main lights, lit the work area and the features of the scottish genius up a harsh blue as he works on thoughts that could only ever come to him. ignoring hunger, ignoring tiredness , getting lost in his work.
he doesn’t hear it when the door opens, doesn’t hear the sigh of his name trying to get his attention as he scratches at the stubble on his jaw while his free hand twists the prototyped hologram of his latest invention before him. what he does feel first is the gentle slide of hands over his back before arms wrap around his chest and a forehead presses between his shoulder blades.
come back to bed.
jemma.
for a moment all fitz did was hum noncommittally, his brain racing to solve the problems of his work took slightly longer to realize what was being asked of him from the woman he loves. then the engineer freezes, just for a moment, a frown flickering across his face, before he reanimates once more. “ no, well, no, because I have to get this finished. ” and he says it like it’s obvious, like he’s not exhausted , but his words cannot come as a surprise —–it is his usual answer
another groan accompanies her words, fitz turning his body to face jemma on the floor, only lifting up the pillow so he could see what she was doing, “ we’re out of prosciutto. “
“ oh, fitz, ” she sighed with a shake of her head. the fond smile broke through as she propped her chin up in her hand and looked up at him. “ is that really worth all the dramatics? we’ll get more soon, i’m sure. ”
“ if you would hold STILL for a moment i’d be able to get a better look. how’d you get so banged up anyway? ”
—— @ihwkeye
i knew them all once upon a time. they were going to change the world, and then THE WORLD changed them.
private bobbi morse, jemma simmons and daisy johnson. canon divergent. aos ignorant. loud and annoying. written by lynn, chloe and kita.
❝ THE STEPS YOU TAKE DON’T HAVE TO BE BIG. THEY JUST NEED TO TAKE YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. ❞
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