Dude Is So Shy He’d Probably Confess Accidentally

It was supposed to be quick, easy, and painless. Tired of living with the ghost of your once loving marriage, your soon to be ex-husband had been served all the documentation needed to sever your ties to the man you once thought you'd spend forever with. But it seems, forever wasn't in the cards for you. It never was.Now you stood staring down the duel haired man as he begged you to take him back tears brimming his eyes with emotion you haven't seen from him in months. He was begging, pleading, sobbing for another chance. You thought you couldn't leave him for such a long time, he was all you had but you weren't his everything the same way he was yours. "Go home Shoto" you whispered pained "you are my home" he pleaded as you shook your head. No, you hadn't been his home nor he yours for what felt like decades but was only months. Two months,four days,twelve hours,nineteen minutes and thirty seconds. That's how long it's been since your divorce was finalized and everyday you found your ex husband sobbing on your doorstep begging for you back "leave Todoroki, I won't drown for you again. Not ever." Drowing. That's what you were constantly doing while trying to save your sinking marriage, but never again would you allow it to happen.

Never again.

Simeon was a blanket thief.

It wasn’t his fault, no matter how many blankets the two of you had on your shared bed the poor angel was always cold. You just couldn’t believe it, you guys were literally in hell and though it wasn’t frozen over it sure felt like it especially during the nights. You weren’t doing much better, no matter how little of the blanket you tried to use, you had to admit it was freezing at night but that didn’t mean you left Simeon out to freeze like he keeps unconsciously doing to you.

You had gotten sick on multiple occasions and it had also caused multiple petty arguments that never led to anything. So here you were trying again, layering every blanket you could get your hands on onto the two of you as Simeon cuddled up to your side the same way he does every night as you looked at him sternly “If you steal the blankets, I’m going to put my cold feet on you.” this was the only warning you were going to give him as he rolled his blue eyes at you obviously not taking you seriously “I’m serious Simeon, it’s freaking cold in here” you said before settling in for the night.

The warning did nothing though as once again, you woke up cold once again with Simeon wrapped in a layered cocoon on the other side of the bed sleeping peacefully and probably warmer as well. So, you went through with your threat, finding a loosely unwrapped section of blanket right on his lower back. You moved the blankets and pressed your cold ass hands against the exposed skin causing your angel lover to let out a shocked gasp as he sat up letting the blankets fall off him “what was that for?” he asked, whining as you laughed and shrugged

“At least it wasn’t my feet?”

This might be a bit weird to ask but could i have Asmodeus as a father? I dunno I just wanna be his daughter

Asmo is a pretty mediocre parent, he loves you but sometimes he forgets you exist.

When he remembers, he’s an A+ dad, and an even better ‘girl dad’

Makeovers, shopping, gossip. He lives for it all.

If you aren’t into those things he’ll try to find ways to bond over what you like 

When he forgets, it’s like you don't even have a parent to be honest

Gone clubbing for a few days straight,while you usually hang out with his brothers 

He’s careful not to be gone too long though, and extra careful not to bring his flings around you

When you’re older is when he really shines as a parent, always wanting to hang out, a shoulder to cry on, he gives it 110%

So all around, I’d say he’s a B+ parents maybe even A- if it’s an older child he just doesn't know what to do with babies and small children.

You knew Todoroki was a man of few words, but that didn't stop you from falling for him.

The problem was, because of his constant neutral expression you could never tell what he was thinking. Which means not only did you not make a move to act on your feelings but you remained unaware that he was absolutely enamoured with you.

He made an effort, don't get him wrong, he just didn't know how to express himself very well.

So he just started leaving small gifts in front of your door on days he noticed you seemed a bit down. Generally, though it might now seem like it he was much more expressive.

Coming to you about his family issues, listening to your issues. Though you hardly notice the small smiles that cross his face , if even for just a second, because you were occupied basking in his comforting presence.

But it was getting tedious, for not only the both of you but for everyone around you. Watching the two of you pine after each other.

So, he decided (after seeking advice from Natsuo and panicking to Midoriya) that he would tell you how he felt.

So there he was, standing outside your door, his face the same color as his scar. He was nervous beyond belief and it relaxed a bit as you opened the door.

"Hey Todoroki, what's up?"You questioned casually leaning on your door frame.

" I'm not sure if my actions say it well enough... But I *really really* like you " he said as he fidgeted locking his gaze onto the floor awaiting your response.

"I really like you too" you smiled before pulling him into your room as Midoriya, who's room was not far from yours cheered silently at his friends achievement.

It was a mid-day and Class 1-A had the day off, which meant absolute chaos in the common room. You were deep in conversation with Mina & Sero when you all heard a crash “What’s going on?” you asked the others shaking their heads. So the three of you went to go check it out, the closer you guys got the louder the commotion was. 

“What’s going on?” Mina asked as you finally reached the common room to find your boyfriend chasing Denki around in what were essentially circles.

“HELP HE’S TRYING TO KILL ME” Denki yelled as he went to hide behind you

“What’d you do this time?” Sero asked as the angry blonde marched towards the four of you.

“Welllll, I kinda borrowed one of the mangas from his room without asking” 

“HE BENT ALL THE FUCKIN CORNERS!” 

Slowly you turned around causing the boy in question to quickly back away and seek refuge behind his pink-haired friend

“You did WHAT?! DON’T yOU KNOW LITERALLY ANYTHING WORKS AS A BOOKMARK?! WHY BEND THE PAGES?!?!” You yelled demonstrating by placing a book open face down on tokoyami’s head “SEE? No need to torture the literature” Bakugou nodded his head along with you as Denki continued to hide shaking behind Mina “y-yep, got it won’t do it again.”

“Good, now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go finish reading” with that you left the four of them behind as you went to go stay up an unnatural amount of time reading, nobody expecting you to resurface until you’ve finished. 

Hi luv

You got any request rules?

If you do, do you wrtie dark themes like kidnap and death?

Hi! I don't really have any hardcore rules, I do enjoy writing darker themes suck as kidnapping and death :)

You had wondered why he was spending so much more time in the office.

You almost wished you had minded your own business because nothing could hurt more than the sight in front of you. He hadn’t even spotted you yet, busy paying attention to the blonde under his desk, his secretary you realize. The very woman he had told you not to worry about."We're just coworkers Y/N” he had promised but he was a demon now, his promises meant nothing but stupidly you had hung onto every single one trusting that the love of your life wouldn’t lead you on and lie to you, a mistake on your part you’re now realizing as you watch him with his head tossed back in pleasure a look you knew well. Tears pricked your eyes as your chest felt tight, suffocating almost as you stood there frozen. A sniffle escaping you as you fight off the urge to collapse into a sobbing mess in front of all of his already gossiping coworkers, that sniffle was enough to alert his senses to your presence as he quickly pushed the blonde away, “Y/n what’re you doing here?” he asked shocked as he attempted to straighten out his clothes “I came to bring you lunch but that was clearly a mistake” you spat no longer caring about protecting his public image “Y/n it’s not what it looks like I promise” he swore walking towards you as if you were a hurt animal in need of rescuing “oh so your dick wasn’t just down her throat?” you ask sarcastically knowing good and well that you had caught him, and no matter how much it hurt you had to end things or he would only do it again. “Well, it was but I promise you it didn’t mean anything” he attempted to soothe you but it only made you see red through your tears as people gathered around to watch the spectacle all he did was throw around promises as if they meant anything to you anymore. “Do you think I’m stupid Lucifer? Do you think so lowly of me that you would consider this okay??” You hiccuped trying not to cry in front of him as he quickly shook his head “No of course not my love-” “Don’t call me that” you snapped shoving his lunch into his chest angrily knowing he was much too prideful to defend his actions against you not that it would fix anything cause you both knew, despite everything you’ve been through, that the two of you were over and there was nothing as painful as as the look of regret you could see in his bright red eyes before you turned away. As you walked away, you did so with the knowledge that you would no longer be hanging onto the promises of a man who could so easily betray you for who knows how long while you were waiting for his return.

Thinking About…

… Thinking about how Aizawa loves his hair being pulled. He loves it so much that he overstimulates you until you pull his hair trying to pull him off with what little strength you have left about being brought to the edge over and over for hours. It was his day off after all, how else would he spend it if its not spent with you crying on his cock for hours at a time switching between begging for more and pleading for release.

Headcanons fir aizawa , present mic and hawks with chaotic himbo bf. Like he has a heart of gold and means well but always seems to cause mayhem even if he doesn't mean to

(Thank you so much for the request, I’ve never written a himbo before but I hope you like it :)

-Shouta Aizawa

Someone save this man. But actually don’t. As someone who deals with raging and goofy teenagers (cough cough kaminari cough bakugou cough) he basically lives in chaos which is why so many people were shocked that he would willingly carry said chaos into his personal life. Y/N or H/N as many of the students know him is basically chaos wrapped up in a pretty package. Once, Aizawa had to leave work early because Y/n had gotten distracted while trying o cook the two of them dinner and accidently burnt his kitchen so bad that most of the counters and appliances had tol be replaced. “But Shoo I wanna do the cooking” Y/n whined as Aizawa shook his head “no, nope, not happening, you just sit there and look pretty” he smiled as Y/n became flustered but smiled “can you teach me how to make something next time?” the h/c man asked as the dark haired teacher smiled even wider “sure”. Let me just tell you, the amount of sexual tension could’ve steamed veggies during that cooking lesson.

-Hizashi Yamada

Honestly this man would just vibe with it, he brings you to work and teaches you how to run the sound booth for his radio show, let you help with his classes, and if you mess up? Oh well accidents happen. Accidently commit arson trying to bake? That’s fine. Lead a bunch of stray animals back home solely because they were cute? Guess you guys’ will need a bigger yard. In his eyes you can do almost no wrong, the only wrong someone as sweet as you can commit is using is precious hairgel. You could honestly commit murder and he would just brush it off regardless of the two of you being heros. Not to mention the way he absolutely melts when you come to him for help with simple household tasks that seem so difficult for one person. “Babe, have you seen my gel?” The bright haired man asked in a rush as his partner hummed combing the last of said gel through their own locks unknowingly. “Uh oh” The H/C man whispered knowing that he had messed up “Babe?” Hizashi’s voice came from much closer this time as his vibrant eyes locked onto the empt jar “Oops?”

-Keigo Takami

Not gonna lie this man is kind of a himbo himself sometimes so I feel like it would just be two himbos in a relationship trying not to accidentally kill someone with their shenanigans. Like Y/N could just be chillin' at home, trying to cook something nice when Hawks is at work and then, BAM Hawks accidentally flew into a window cause he thought the balcony was still open. Or, Keigo just trying to set up something romantic in the bathroom, and then the next thing he knows, Y/N’s favorite hairbrush is in the toilet. It’s honestly difficult for other people to see how they haven’t destroyed their apartment yet, but that’s because the two of them do manage to help each other out without absolute mayhem raining down upon them for no reason. “Hey Kei!” Y/N yelled running his hands through h/c hair “Yess? What’s up?” The winged hero popped his head into the bathroom to find his boyfriend frantically searching the bathroom drawers “Have you seen my favorite brush?” the question caused Keigo to sigh as he reached into the cabinet above the toilet “This one?” the blonde questioned with a smirk as he handed the object over “Thanks, babe!” The oblivious h/c hero smiled as Keigo quickly left the room. After a few minutes he hears Y/N huff  “Why does my brush smell weird?” and he never tells a single soul the reason the brush smells funny and simply replaces it with one identical to the first.