Simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

Satan isn’t as emotionally inept as his brothers thanks to his large collection of romance novels

His confession is simple and occurs casually during a late night reading session

He’s on the devildom equivalent of booktok

Another info-dumping demon 

You are an honorary Anti-Lucifer League member even if you don’t participate in the chaos

The two of you + Simeon basically have a mini book club

Anger issues where? Just kidding you should probably hide to avoid flying objects

He wouldn’t hurt you on purpose but accidents happen

Probably best to give him some space to cool down.

NSFW

Switch but mainly tops.

Will fuck you against any surface Lucifer may come into contact with just out of spite

Like, for example, the door to Lucifer’s office. While he’s still inside. 

Choking kink, whether it be him choking you or vice versa he loves it

Choking him while you’re on top is basically giving him a glimpse of heaven when his eyes roll back.

Also loves fucking you in collars and choker necklaces.

Will leave hickeys on your other pact marks as an extra ‘fuck you’

Dirty talk consists mainly of things he read in a book

His pullout game is STRONG  (unlike your legs when he’s finished)

Key:

F/F=Favorite Food

"Is that a dead body?" Kirishima asked firefly as he recalled you promising not to bring your deceased 'clients' back to the house

"maybeeee?" You said innocently as if you hadn't been dragging the corpse of a 140 pounds man through your shared house

"that is a dead body, I can see it right in front of me"

"uhhhh, I'll have it clean before dinner" you swore hoping your partner would let it slide

Relief flooded your system as he sighed again and waved you off, disappointment flashing across his face as he continued on his day

"Dinner should be done in 20"

"yes sir" you playfully saluted the pro hero before continuing to drag the corpse into the basement

-15 Minutes Later

"Kiri! I got everything cleaned up!" You called as you trenched up the stairs, no signs of your previous activities present.

"I'm in the kitchen!" Your favorite redhead shouted

"Everything's cleaned up" you said as you perched on the counter next to him as he cooked F/F

"That's good" he smiled softly, not exactly meeting your eyes, a pang of guilt hit, your gaze gluing itself to the floor.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled still not looking up, knowing you had broken your promise.

"For what?" He asked coming to stand between your legs. "For bringing another body home" you clarified as he gripped your face softly in his hands.

"It's alright, I'm not mad, as long as it's all cleaned up" he forgave as he kissed your forehead softly.

Once again, despite the decapitated head in your basement, everything was at piece again.

Could you please repost your master list if you have one? Because I would like to be able to easily find things. If you don’t, it’s ok, I apologize for taking up your time by making you read this. Have a great day/night!

Hi! I currently don't have a master list but I'm working on making one that I'll be posting soon to hopefully make things easier to find :) have a great day/night

Simeon In Ribbons

Thinking about….

Thinking about how Simeon just looks so pretty wrapped in ribbons. The ribbon kept him restrained no matter how badly he wanted to reach out to you, his angelic features looked oh so sinful and he writhed with pleasure from your voice alone. “You look so pretty like this” you cooed at him still not touching him despite the fact that he was painfully hard. “If only you could see yourself” you continued before finally giving him what he’s wanted for hours. He hardly lasted a few minutes when you finally pressed the egg shaped vibrator to his erection, his seed quickly spilling from his body and covering both of you.

Could you do a bakugo fic where him and the reader get Into a fight?

Thanks for the ask! I don't like how this one ended but I still might do a part two.

It had started off small, a tiny argument because your husband had missed one of your important work events after promising that he’d be there this time. But Katsuki being Katsuki and you not backing down had blown it out of proportion.

“I forgot okay! My bad! I wasn’t there, I will be next time!! He yelled as you huffed “You’re never here! That’s the fucking point Katsuki!” you yelled back causing him to shut his mouth quickly and glare at you with narrowed eyes “You keep saying you’ll be there but you never are!” 

“I have a fucking city to save that’s why!!” he shouted trying to reason with you but to no avail as tears sprang to your eyes in frustration. He wasn’t getting it. The past few months had been like living with a stranger and you’d only been married a year and you were tired. “There are plenty of other heroes for the city! I only have one husband and sometimes it feels like I don’t even have that!! You yelled tears of frustration pricking your eyes as you willed him to understand but to no avail as he scoffed “don’t be so dramatic”.

“Dramatic? Really?? When was the last time you asked about my day?? When was the last time you said ‘I love you’?” you questioned as he paused counting the days in his head but to no luck as he shrugged reluctantly. He couldn’t remember. “Exactly.” With that, you grabbed your pillow and made your way out of the bedroom because it was late and if you didn’t lay down you were gonna break down right there on the floor. 

He fucked up. He knew that, he hadn’t realized it had been so long. Now he laid in a cold bed all alone and a pillow missing but that didn’t matter as he kept replaying your question in his head; when was the last time he had said he loved you?? But he couldn’t find and answer and the only answer there was would simply break his heart in two. You didn’t normally yell, not at him so how long had you been feeling this way? All these questions and no answers were driving him crazy as he thrashed around in the bed trying to get comfortable. 

You were gone by morning. Gone to stay at a friend's house according to the note you had left. He wasn’t sure why sleeping in the living room wasn’t adequate in putting space between the two of you but while he was sure you were still pissed he called anyway. You didn’t pick up the phone, no doubt still sleeping but it still stung although he knew you needed the rest for you had been worrying yourself sick over him for months now. 

You never did come back. And there never was a next time.

🏐It takes him a while to get more affectionate

🏐He likes rice, like just rice

🏐Even though he's a straightforward person, he tends to beat around the bush when it comes to emotions

🏐Poor boi is emotionally constipated

🏐He'snot much of a cuddler, he likes his space

🏐But he'll cuddle if you ask, or if one of you is having a bad day

🏐During the summer, you'll go to the beach and when I tell you this man is basically a water dispenser I mean it

🏐Brings an entire case of bottled water and warning against heat strokes

🏐Seriously, though someone needs to hug him cause he's touch starved

🏐Eventually, he will open up, it'll just take time

🏐And routines are important to him, he won't cutting corners, which sometimes leads to him overworking himself, making him take a break isn't hard though He just won't do it on his own.