𝒷𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒

she notch on my bedpost till i line on her song

Reblog and put in the tags what songs make you feel sexy in a irredeemable horrible bastard kinda way

femboy football

In the 22nd century, the word homeschooling was replaced with homosexualing. My mom ordered a teacher for me from an organ market and she told me, “Tomorrow you’ll be homosexualed,” and I was homosexualed for three years but Sauron only taught me Tic-Tac-Toe tricks.

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

i have gotten literally nothing done in the last 36 hours due to sir michael romance i cant go on like this i have exams and assignments

I worked at a bakery when some girl came in and ordered a plain black coffee. The coffee at this particular bakery was just about boiling, so I warned her not to drink it right away. She went, “Oh, really?’ and chugged the whole thing while sliding me another fiver. I handed her another coffee and said the same thing as before, but this time she straight up ATE it, paper cup and all.

every day i am percieved™️