You Ever Hear Something So Stupid That It Physically Makes Your Brain Hurt? Lady At The Store Is Telling

Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

this looks so good!

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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the incessant need to collect small rocks and worship them as gods

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn't a club. a cishet guy that likes wearing dresses who fights side by side with us for true liberation, is 100x more queer than a millionaire gay man who's besties with companies that sell us watered down versions of our own culture for profit during pride while donating to homophobic lawmakers every other month.

oh okay

as dumb as slime videos may be, they satisfy my childish desire to make potions out of all the makeup in my house