Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

this looks so good!

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

i really hope theories are right and there's more coming cuz i really cannot reckon with my card being declined after checking that it would work a bunch of times making me get priced out of seeing my favorite band literally ever

It's so weird how people tend to treat men and women as entirely separate species, with no overlap in bodies, experiences, or feelings. You really start noticing how people tend to believe this when you're trans, I've noticed. Ever since transitioning, I've really come to grips with the fact that humans of all genders have more in common than we don't.

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

unfortunately tumblr only allows 10 poll options and there are so many more legendary vines, but….. here goes

mighta just bombed an exam but at least my dad wants to drive to toronto with me to go see mcr even tho he doesn’t know anything really about them !

You know what messes me up?

This dinosaur skeleton is incomplete. But, it doesn't look that way to us, because the parts it's missing are parts we don't have.

See how there are ribs on the bottom? Those are called gastralia. That's right, dinosaurs had ribs on their stomachs as well, and modern crocodiles and alligators still have them! (Also, notice that the ribs keep going to the hips instead of stopping above the waist. This is also true of modern birds, and why a bird can't have a concave stomach!)

Next, notice that ring floating in the center of the eye socket? That's called a sclerotic ring! Fish, reptiles, birds--with the exception of mammals (and, oddly enough, crocodilians), pretty much all modern vertebrates still have them! It's literally an eyeball bone. Afaik we haven't found a T-rex specimen with any intact, but since we've found them in other dinosaurs, it's very likely they had them too.

So, keep that in mind next time you see a dinosaur skeleton.