What IS It With Tumblr Users And “biting” I Bet You People Have Never Even Bitten Someone Irl

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

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4 years ago

ok but it’s my impression that transphobes don’t necessarily want trans people not to exist, the way most bigots don’t want the targets of their bigotry to disappear completely. they want us to exist as a target. they want us to exist specifically to be their victims. trans people have always existed, and always will, and when transphobes say being transgender is “wrong”, what they actually mean is “these are people i personally have the right to punish. and i will. because i want to.”  

they don’t want to save us, they don’t even want to be rid of us. but they sure as hell want to hurt us.

4 years ago
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚

I finished another moth yesterday, I’ve decided to give them the name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚ to match the theme of sleepy names. 

I gave her an entirely fluffy body and legs instead of just the thorax. I also made their wings a bit more closed and slighty different shaped. Her button eyes are also slightly mismatched, since I couldn’t find a true matching pair. 

4 months ago

I’m never not thinking about that screenshot of the Google trends for “gerard way pronouns” where you can pinpoint the SECOND they stepped onstage in Nashville.

4 years ago

Yeah I’m a menace! Yeah I might commit nefarious little crimes! Yeah I might lay in the dirt for entirely too long! Yeah I “talk to birds like I understand them and it’s unnerving”!

2 years ago
John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers
The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

5 months ago

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

3 years ago

call me by y/n

2 years ago

If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.

That's why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not for those who would become enemies as soon as they're ordered to.

6 months ago
“i Wasn’t Very Careful With It” … Yeah You Could Say That
“i Wasn’t Very Careful With It” … Yeah You Could Say That

“i wasn’t very careful with it” … yeah you could say that

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