Genetics Exam Making My Bag Of Topsoil Look Awfully Tasty

me once i get top surgery

look I'm a lesbian but I 100% agree men need to dress sluttier and you know I'm being selfless bc I get nothing out of this. dress sluttier it's good for you

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

i want to eat a handful of the topsoil i keep in my closet

TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH POLL MASTERPOST

I'll update this as the rounds progress.

ROUND ONE:

Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) vs. Professor Venomous (OK KO)

Guzma (Pokémon) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

The Warden (Superjail) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run)

The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Megamind (Megamind)

Sans (Undertale) vs. Junkrat (Overwatch)

Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Black Hat (Villainous)

King Dice (Cuphead) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing)

Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Doc Ock (Marvel)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs. Dr. Habit (Smile for Me)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Slenderman (???)

Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) vs. Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph)

Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Purple Guy/William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs. Spamton (Deltarune)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs. Loki (Marvel)

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice (all versions))

Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware)

ok but it’s my impression that transphobes don’t necessarily want trans people not to exist, the way most bigots don’t want the targets of their bigotry to disappear completely. they want us to exist as a target. they want us to exist specifically to be their victims. trans people have always existed, and always will, and when transphobes say being transgender is “wrong”, what they actually mean is “these are people i personally have the right to punish. and i will. because i want to.”  

they don’t want to save us, they don’t even want to be rid of us. but they sure as hell want to hurt us.

Another highly requested one

Stop motion wood working

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college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)