Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

A tweet edited to be by Link from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. His username is Link_Link and his profile picture is himself crouching while in his underwear. He says, “I don't 'date' and I don't 'chill' and I don't 'hang out. I make pacts. I swear oaths. I forge unbreakable bonds. This makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera”.

The tweet is from the year 10,000 and made via Twitter for Sheikah Slate.

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4 years ago

if only i were a young unruly british lad in the 1920s shipped off to an elite boarding school in the country by my wealthy parents who were fed up with my rowdy behaviour, only to fall in love with astrology and the arts and meet like-minded individuals who formed a secret society dedicated to the thirst of knowledge,

4 years ago
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚
I Finished Another Moth Yesterday, I’ve Decided To Give Them The Name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚

I finished another moth yesterday, I’ve decided to give them the name ゚+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+゚ to match the theme of sleepy names. 

I gave her an entirely fluffy body and legs instead of just the thorax. I also made their wings a bit more closed and slighty different shaped. Her button eyes are also slightly mismatched, since I couldn’t find a true matching pair. 

3 months ago

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

3 years ago

I find it suspicious that you never see posts along the lines of “cishet people should stop using the word ‘queer’, that’s a word that only queer people get to use.” Not because I think that it’s necessarily true, but because that’s the normal way social conversations around reclaimed slurs & pejoratives evolve. You rarely hear people on tumblr saying “black people/hispanic people/asian people aren’t allowed to say [slur that has been used specifically against them].” Because most of us recognize that that’s nonsense, and that you don’t get to tell minorities which words they can and can’t reclaim.

But tumblr didn’t do that with the word ‘queer’. It didn’t go the usual route of discussion around who can and can’t say what. Tumblr just jumped straight into trying to erase the word completely. And that is because the discourse around ‘queer’ isn’t a conversation that evolved naturally within our community. It was purposefully (and successfully) created out of thin air from a sudden, relentless onset of terf propaganda. Terfs who hated having a trans-inclusive umbrella term for our community, who wanted nothing more than to disrupt unity. Well congratu-fucking-lations, it’s been disrupted.

3 years ago

Goddamit the tiktok people are at it again with that llamas in hats live action remake like i get it when it was the ratatouille musical and everyone was having fun with it but this is crossing the line. the oldest people supervising it are what, college students? what will they do when they inevitably run out of fake blood and props funds? I don’t want to even think about it and don’t get me started on the fursuits. at least we stopped butch hartman from bringing it to nickelodeon

2 years ago

You know what messes me up?

You Know What Messes Me Up?

This dinosaur skeleton is incomplete. But, it doesn't look that way to us, because the parts it's missing are parts we don't have.

You Know What Messes Me Up?

See how there are ribs on the bottom? Those are called gastralia. That's right, dinosaurs had ribs on their stomachs as well, and modern crocodiles and alligators still have them! (Also, notice that the ribs keep going to the hips instead of stopping above the waist. This is also true of modern birds, and why a bird can't have a concave stomach!)

You Know What Messes Me Up?

Next, notice that ring floating in the center of the eye socket? That's called a sclerotic ring! Fish, reptiles, birds--with the exception of mammals (and, oddly enough, crocodilians), pretty much all modern vertebrates still have them! It's literally an eyeball bone. Afaik we haven't found a T-rex specimen with any intact, but since we've found them in other dinosaurs, it's very likely they had them too.

So, keep that in mind next time you see a dinosaur skeleton.

6 months ago

adhd is so goddamn annoying and weird cuz why can i not focus on my homework for even a second, even in classes i like, but i've been practicing the same two pages of piano music for five hours and i'm still not ready to quit??


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