Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

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hello gremlins i made a discord server because i want to make friends join it if you please

https://discord.gg/hVxYqUTj

with midterms being tomorrow and living in michigan, i'm so damn grateful that i was able to go to a liberal college in a liberal city because as a trans person, i would not feel safe going to my high school in my hometown the next two days

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

the spam bots are learning and carefully picking their targets and enticing them with buzzwords and emos

How do you stay so silly in the face of adversity? This year is already shaping up to be the worst of my life and, weirdly, I wish I could just channel your incredible perseverance. How do you stay silly? How do you keep the motivation to even post at all? Through the emos, the witches, the death of the Kermit plush, Bucephalus, the fire, nearly getting crucified, getting cursed, losing the job at KFC, and now the whole ordeal that moving always is. How do you stay you?

I refuse to blink first. I refuse to give my enemies the satisfaction. They would love to watch me crumple in despair, but I will look them in the eyes and stretch my Joker Grin ever further, ever more violently, and ever more gleefully. They may try to force my submission, but they will find I have too many teeth.

HAPPY MCR XMAS ‼️🎄

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

card declined three times trying to get toronto tickets and now i have to try to get tickets during an exam but save me chicago