I Went A Little Off The Rails For A Power-point-party, So I Thought I'd Share. Don't Come At Me About

pav saying "this is where the british stole all of our stuff" is something that has come out of my mouth before and for that i love him

it is my firm belief that at night when all the barbies go to sleep in their dream houses that the kens (and allen) just huddle together on the beach like penguins

Jedi Teacher: Padawan Windu, that was amazing! How were you able to take out that rampaging rancor so easily?

Mace Windu, who has Force Shatterpoint which allows him to see where and when to strike: I just hit the glowing weak spot. It's not that hard.

Jedi Teacher:

(Mace Windu, holder of the rare Jedi skill called "Video Game Vision".)

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

The trapdoor sprang open and Colm Fahey'a head emerged. His ruddy cheeks went even redder. "Jesper Llwellyn Fahey, that is enough!" he roared. Jesper and Kaz both startled, and then, to Wylan's shock, they stepped away from each other, looking guilty.

I'm never getting over both Jesper AND Kaz jumping to attention when Colm popped up through the trapdoor with his dad voice in full swing.

Only Colm Fahey can get Kaz Brekker to look outwardly guilty that fast.

if there are any Sandman reaction fics can people tell me there’s names? please? thank you

I don't have Kenergy I have Allenergy

Reblog if you have Allenergy

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

this is a poem