When Mika’s Tryin'a Sleep But The Rambunctious Boys Are Still Up And Fighting

You know when I was playing the Sam vs James extra I was half expecting sam to say " OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A CARBON COPY OF HER FUCKING FATHER!" Cause honestly there is nothing James could say to top that

God I’d have been so alive if he’d gone there. I fuckin’ wish. He never would for meta reasons but it would have made the rest of the thing worth it.

hey hey! did you know the obey me subreddit made a demon voucher (and later sheep mc) on r/place?

super cool how our something obey me related is there out of the thousands of pixel artworks on there!

if you don’t know what r/place is, it’s a subreddit that happens on april fools day where everyone has access to this giant pixel canvas! if you want to create something there, it’s best to work together with a group!! shoutout to the peeps who made these!!

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

yippi

Lilith

Found this screenshot and it feels important to show

More Boys as Cats HCs

James, the sleek black cat with golden eyes, will sometimes get tackled by Sam, the growls Main Coon, in an attempt for play. It’s a mistake, because James always gets Sam pinned, and begins insistently cleaning him. Sam makes those low growls the whole time, but James does not relent.

James also cleans Matthew, our small black poof with gorgeous blue eyes. Matthew does not struggle, but he does purr. Loudly. Obnoxiously loudly. Loud enough that James will sometimes bap him. Matthew loves to chase bugs and curl up on laps, and get his head stuck in paper cups.

Damien, the big sandy brown long hair, is not allowed outside because he will try to monch the leaf. He also rolls in leaf piles and gets his coat dirty. He is every visitor’s favorite cat, because once he’s comfortable with you around he’ll trot right up to you and lick your hand.

Erik, a strawberry-tan shorthair with a glossy coat, is a vain boy who will look you dead in the eye as he nudged a glass off the counter as a way of asking for more pets. Often lays on couch arms and backs in such a way that his tail will bap someone’s head as it wags. He often wrestles with Sam and cleans him. Sam protests just as much but doesn’t fight it. Erik likes to clean everyone, actually.

Sam does not like pets, Sam does not like being held. Or at least he wants you to think that. If you hold him he won’t wiggle away, he’s just gonna growl the whole time. The exception to this is when Naomi visits. Sam will observe for a minute, then walk up to her and rub figure-8s through her legs. He will purr if she pets him and holds him.

When Do The Cats React To The Vacuum:

James and Damien- They hear Mika rolling it, they know the sound, and casually but hurriedly trot to the shoe closet.

Sam and Matthew- The moment they see it, they scamper to the shoe closet together and slip inside.

Erik- Will literally see it and do nothing, until it turns on and he scramble-rolls off and books it to the shoe closet. Probably crashes into something on the way.

James knows how to curl his paw and pull the door kinda shut. In this dire time, they are brothers in fear.

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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

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