“I’m Divorcing You And I’m Taking The Kids.”

More Boys as Cats HCs

James, the sleek black cat with golden eyes, will sometimes get tackled by Sam, the growls Main Coon, in an attempt for play. It’s a mistake, because James always gets Sam pinned, and begins insistently cleaning him. Sam makes those low growls the whole time, but James does not relent.

James also cleans Matthew, our small black poof with gorgeous blue eyes. Matthew does not struggle, but he does purr. Loudly. Obnoxiously loudly. Loud enough that James will sometimes bap him. Matthew loves to chase bugs and curl up on laps, and get his head stuck in paper cups.

Damien, the big sandy brown long hair, is not allowed outside because he will try to monch the leaf. He also rolls in leaf piles and gets his coat dirty. He is every visitor’s favorite cat, because once he’s comfortable with you around he’ll trot right up to you and lick your hand.

Erik, a strawberry-tan shorthair with a glossy coat, is a vain boy who will look you dead in the eye as he nudged a glass off the counter as a way of asking for more pets. Often lays on couch arms and backs in such a way that his tail will bap someone’s head as it wags. He often wrestles with Sam and cleans him. Sam protests just as much but doesn’t fight it. Erik likes to clean everyone, actually.

Sam does not like pets, Sam does not like being held. Or at least he wants you to think that. If you hold him he won’t wiggle away, he’s just gonna growl the whole time. The exception to this is when Naomi visits. Sam will observe for a minute, then walk up to her and rub figure-8s through her legs. He will purr if she pets him and holds him.

When Do The Cats React To The Vacuum:

James and Damien- They hear Mika rolling it, they know the sound, and casually but hurriedly trot to the shoe closet.

Sam and Matthew- The moment they see it, they scamper to the shoe closet together and slip inside.

Erik- Will literally see it and do nothing, until it turns on and he scramble-rolls off and books it to the shoe closet. Probably crashes into something on the way.

James knows how to curl his paw and pull the door kinda shut. In this dire time, they are brothers in fear.

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You fool thats a gateway to the underworld

A tree on fire after a lightning strike

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

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i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

Hey damien, how are you and your fish doing?

He blinks a bit. “I.... don’t have? Fish? I have birds!”

Sbuby, his jet-black and red cockatiel lands on his shoulder with an inhuman shriek. Damien chuckles and gives him a scritchie.

Does Sam not like Fucker because it sounds like him eating pussy?

Whats each boys favorite part of the Hollidays?

Matthew - Baking & Cooking. This holiday allows Matthew to go all out in the kitchen. Anytime you walk by you're going to get a whiff of something delightful. From sweets to ham dishes, he's always got something cooking.

Sam - Decorating. Despite the slight embarrassment to admit it, he actually really loves decorating! With his incredible amount of speed and strength, the mansion gets all decked out during the holidays. He'll out do any house that provokes a challenge.

Erik - Fashion. If it's one thing he's passionate about is his fashion. And the Christmas season allows for so many creative themes and ideas. You won't find him wearing any ugly sweaters that's for sure. This red silk fabric covered man is gonna be stylish.

Damien - Movies. There's so many great movies out there for him to watch! Ranging from sad, delightful, and painfully funny. It brings him so much joy. You can expect to find him in his PJ's watching a marathon of home alone sequels.

James - Family. Yes, as cheesy as that sounds, what James enjoys most is just being together with his family. This holiday really allows bonding and he's grateful to have these times. He can be seen helping or hanging with one of his brother’s during any of their favorite activities.

...another thing James get is the bills. Unfortunately, family bonding ain't cheap. With Matthew's demands of ingredients and Sam's decorating, James is often seated at his desk overlooking the expenses. Granted, they aren't in any financial trouble. But it still leaves James grumbling. Don't even get him started on the gift expenses.

Can I please request a cute sheep drawing with the simebarb family ( Simeon , Barbatos , Luke) 🥺

Lil sheepy sheep family

Seduce Me - Full Chibi Set

I have a need.