Barb

Sandra(MC): The moon is really beautiful tonight.

Damien: It really is.

Matthew: *Whispering* Should we tell them that’a just tortilla you threw at the window?

Sam: No.

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Coward

Guys I deleted that post because I didn't have the fucking guts to post the follow-up

I don’t think I ever posted these, I’ve been testing out a new style and wanted to draw the Seduce Me bois so here they be. 

Seduce Me - Full Chibi Set

I have a need.

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

Hey Malix, do you know what Fucker IS?

His smarmy smile doesn’t waver around his toothpick but his brow furrows up. He shrugs.

“Should a guy care? Look at ‘im!”

Fucker looks only into the void of the unknowable.

“I love the little guy!”

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)

*solutes to nsfw* GOOD JOB SOLDIER. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT LIFE