Every Day I Am In Complete And Utter Awe At How Deeply Ingrained Into Transformers As A Franchise Robotfucking

Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.

Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.

I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.

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2 months ago

๐Ÿ‘€ + Sliding my claws down your frame, over that lovely cockpit. Then sinking slowly to my knees to see if I can convince you to open up with just my mouth darling...

send ๐Ÿ‘€ + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.

"Convince me?"

๐Ÿ‘€ + Sliding My Claws Down Your Frame, Over That Lovely Cockpit. Then Sinking Slowly To My Knees To

Sharp clawtips hook under her chin and gently lift it so she's looking at him.

"As if I need convincing..."


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6 months ago

๐’๐ˆ๐๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐‡๐„๐€๐ƒ๐‚๐€๐๐Ž๐๐’

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it? ๐Ÿชขdo they have a kink? if so, what is it? ๐Ÿ’ธhave they ever or would they ever accept money or gifts in exchange for sex? ๐Ÿ†how do they feel about toys? do they have any? whatโ€™s their favorite? do they use them with partners? ๐ŸŒ™do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option? ๐Ÿซ‚how do they feel about friends with benefits? ๐Ÿ’how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant? ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆwhatโ€™s their sexual orientation? have they ever experimented outside of that [for more binary orientations such as heterosexual/homosexual]? ๐Ÿ‘„do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more? โ†•๏ธare they a sub, dom, or switch? top, bottom, or switch? ๐Ÿ›๏ธwhatโ€™s their favorite position? ๐Ÿ”ขwhatโ€™s their body count? ๐Ÿ•’whatโ€™s the longest time they went without engaging in sexual activity with a partner? [masturbation doesnโ€™t count] ๐Ÿ‘€how do they feel about voyeurism? exhibitionism? ๐Ÿฌwould they have sex in public? if so, how public is too public? ๐Ÿคชwhatโ€™s the wildest place theyโ€™ve ever done something sexual? โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅwhatโ€™s their most erogenous zone? ๐Ÿ’‹do they like to kiss while having sex? do they cuddle afterward? ๐Ÿ’ฆwhatโ€™s their immediate post-orgasm reaction? ๐Ÿซถwhat does after care look like for them?

1 month ago

Dreadwing can't help the soft, heady moan that leaves his lips the moment her mouth touches him. He'd be lying if he was not a bit overly excited, having been eagerly anticipating this. Air Razor is oh-so talented, too...

Fluid bubbles up and dribbles down from his tip, sliding down the ridged length of his shaft as she works.

He groans, helm dropping back. "Ah... please..."

" Why I'd be absolutely thrilled if you did love. Now~" She nibbles him, starting to follow the path of her servo with her mouth. Sinking to her knees as she nips, kissed and teases at the seams of his armor.

Nuzzling over his hip with little bites," Open up dearspark. I very much want a piece of you." Optics glimmering with desire.


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10 months ago

Smash or Pass Ghostspire

Smash Or Pass Ghostspire

"...Smash."


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3 months ago

why do Dreadwing's cheekguards look like good resting spots for legs -shot-

Because they are.


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9 months ago

He can do that. Dreadwing will never be the roughest or hardest of tops, but he can do firm. He can give this mech what he wants. At least, mostly.

Purring softly, he strokes the plush lips of Ghost's valve, only to take his hand away and pick him up. But he remembers the warning about his back, and sets the hunter down on the berth gently.

And slowly, he kisses his way down Ghostspire's body. Both hands palm along the insides of his thighs, and finally, he teases the mech's node with his glossa.

"Better?"

He grinned, letting his panel slide back and rocking into Dreadwings servo. His valve was soft, not quiet wet enough for a spike yet though.

"I want to be pinned down, bitten, mechhandled and fragged until I can't think." He growled, claws raking down Dreadwings arms again. He could do soft, yes, but it wasn't always what he wanted. When he fragged he wanted to forget everything but the heat and the feel of the other against him.

Leaning close and nipping the edge of an audial with a purr.

"If you think you can handle that, Dreadwing~"


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4 months ago

He'll sleep one day. Sure, he may hallucinate first, but, eh, been there, done that.


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5 months ago

hunting / ambushing

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants | Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

Now this? Consentually, this he can get behind. Whether he is the predator or the prey, he can, and will, play this game if his partner wants it.

4 months ago

"Use my name!"

The shout is sudden, and laden with emotion.

"My name is not chief, it is not tiger, it is not champ."

They are close, now. Dreadwing leans down.

"Say my name, Wheeljack. Please."

There's a long, long pause. Then, Dreadwing turns to regard the Wrecker.

There's A Long, Long Pause. Then, Dreadwing Turns To Regard The Wrecker.

Thirty-three feet and more than fifteen tons of Seeker suddenly, slowly, advance on Wheeljack.

"I mince my words for no one. Least of all the likes of you."

4 months ago

"Is everything allright? You sound... struggling. Need me to come over?"

Sorry. The old Seeker doesn't reply.


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