Soap: Hey, does anyone have scissors?
Reader: Yeah, take this
Soap: Woah it’s a real swiss army knife, cool!
[Later]
Ghost: Anyone have some pliers?
Reader: Yep.
[Later]
Gaz: Fuck, I can’t read that shit, it’s so tiny…
Reader: Take this
Gaz: A magnifying glass?? Damn what kind of knife is that?
Reader: A swiss army knife.
[Later, AGAIN]
Captain Price: Anyone has some tweezers?
Reader: Uh-uh
Price: Thanks.
Soap: This is getting ridiculous
[Later]
Kate: Sorry folks, no drinks for us I guess, I can’t open this bottle
Reader: Lemme have it
Soap: A corkscrew too?!
[Later]
Reader, frowning:
Gaz: Do you have something stuck in your teeth?
Reader: Yeah
Gaz: I can get you a tooth pick later
Reader: Nah, I’m good thanks.
Soap: …
[Later]
Price: I can’t see a bloody thing anymore, I think we have to stay here over night, I can’t fix the engine like this
Reader: I can shine my flashlight on it and you continue?
Price: Okay
Soap: Where did you- no, I don’t wanna ask.
Reader: You already know.
[Later]
Ghost: Is it just me or is it getting colder in here?
Reader: It’s currently 21° celsius, yesterday it was 23°
Soap: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A THERMOMETER IN YOUR KNIFE-
Reader: Like I said, it’s swiss made. And I also have a ruler, a screwdriver, a can opener, a nail file, a nail clippe-
Soap, covering his ears: Lalalala, I CAN’T HEAR YOU
I literally don’t even go here or anywhere remotely around here. But I’ve been peeking over the metaphorical fence at these anons and they have gotten me SO invested in these characters. I might just jump the fence and join y’all bc this is scratching such a specific itch in my brain. (Also my bro is so curious about why I am suddenly asking him about cod when I have never once shown an ounce of interest before. Who knows I might even play it.) Anyway!! You’re awesome!
JOIN US!!!!!
I'm not sure if you're part of my Din Djarin following and you're just sitting there like "wtf is happening" or if you somehow came across my account due to all of our unintelligible screaming,
BUT
CLIMB THE FENCE. JOIN US. You literally don't have to even play to be part of this fandom, everyone is just simping for the characters.
Here is the full campaign gameplay, you can watch it like a movie: https://youtu.be/NxXaHfqAhSQ
I'd like to point out that our little meow meow Simon Riley's (Ghost) is 6'4. Big man make brain go brrrrr. Oh here's his tragic backstory:
NOW ONTO KÖNIG WHO IS THE BIGGEST OF ALL BIG MEN. our baby könig is 6'10. Here's his bio
Now here's some voice lines
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8YCBx8F/
Yall might recognise one of them from "Anything"... during the cracked egg scene don't get excited, it's not his whimpering unfortunately..... not yet.
Join us Anon 😘
"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles
"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark
"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me
"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess
"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade
"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights
"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom
"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue
"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince
"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end
"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit
"bob says hello." - house of hades
"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall
"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows
"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars
"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale
"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin
"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo
A compilation of tips ive made per request of others
Hi, guys!
As you may know, I am Ukrainian. I live in Kyiv. I have lived here since I was born and I love my country with my whole heart.
I see a lot of misinformation under the tag "Ukraine". Most of it comes from American people, who try to explain the conflict in their own words. They can't. It's impossible to explain if you haven't lived here. There are too many influences on this conflict. You keep looking from an american perspective, which is not crucial in understanding the conflict.
For example, have you ever had you language forbidden? Like straight up forbidden by the law? It happened to Ukrainian language a lot of times thought our history. And who did it? The Russian Empire. And it's not the end of it. The genocides, the assimilation, the deportation. Have you even researched Ukrainian history?
You do not uplift Ukrainian voices enough. And you should if you care about what's happening. If you don’t do it, you're just doing a performance of your support and activism.
Lucky for you, I am a Ukrainian person! And I am DYING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. I scored 191/200 points on my graduation exam in history, so you can suppose I know something about Ukrainian history.
If you stand for Ukraine, uplift Ukrainian voices. Educate yourself. Learn Ukrainian history. Ask Ukrainian people
Very happy to finally post my second tutorial ! You guys have been so kind the last time and I really hope this helps some of you in your art path 🙇♀️
groin in the traffic, what will he do ye?
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4ggravate / sumeru boys as posts (i tried to make sure each character combo had at least 1 post together so some may be slightly inaccurate, reaching, or my personal interpretation of their relationships)
wouldn't gliding be faster? || leoon || minor || i make art and i now play genshin ;D
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