Chief Inspector

EXCERPT: He used to talk a lot, more than he would care to admit. After he fell ill…well, talking is rather hard when there’s always an itch at the back of your throat. 

He’s found merit in listening instead. Listening patiently for a slip-up from witnesses, from suspects, from seemingly innocent bystanders. Waiting like a predator, hiding from the sight of its prey but still there, stalking the truth silently.

And so, in court, he waits. Waits silently for the woman’s words to trip her up, listening and documenting every statement with detail and a simmering rage.

Working on writing case 1-1 of DGS from Hosonaga’s perspective, so here’s an excerpt! I plan to tackle all the cases he’s involved in, as well as some in-between phases. It...will take a while though. Sorry.  (man i should post something other than hosonaga for once hhhh)

puss in boots: the last wish has been eating at me for a lil bit, so have the funky brain idea. In the lyrics for “Fearless Hero (Hero Version)” it goes through multiple lines of Puss asking questions about himself four times and a chorus responds with “You are”. Here, it goes like this the second time around.

“Who is ready for trouble? (You are, you are) Who is unbelievably humble? (You are, you are) Who’s never been touched by a blade? (You are, you are)”

I’ll stop it here because the last line is what I’m interested in. Unlike the previous two lines, the chorus response doesn’t line up with the question. I mean, responding to “Who’s never been touched by a blade?” with “You are?” Weird. This could just be written off as a part of how the song goes, but I digress.

Because, and this is where the spoilers kick in slightly so if you don’t want those don’t keep reading; he is touched by a blade. The chorus can’t answer him accurately because he has been touched by a blade, and answering correctly would contradict the plot of the movie.

If you’re attentive, you would’ve been wondering “What about the fourth line of the chorus, Sircle?” Well, the fourth line goes like this.

“Puss in Boots is never afraid! (You are, you are)”

Interesting, right? Puss declares that he’s “never afraid”, and the chorus responds with “you are.” This one they answer, loud and clear. Puss in Boots is afraid, contradictory to his claim. This isn’t a question Puss asks, it’s a lie. (You are afraid, you are lying)

anyways uh. back to your regular schedule of ace attorney.

THE ISWM DOCUMENT, WITH VERY GOOD THOUGHTS AT THE END!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit

I posted the link to this document earlier, however I’ve since added more to it! I’m very proud of those, and I’d appreciate if you gave it a read!

For people who don’t know, this document contains all translations in the website Markiplier posted in the description of PARADOX DETECTED, and now includes translations from ERROR and a section for theories.

TL;DR: Document now has very good extra bits to it that are worth reading!

there is a small statue of a strange robot with a single yellow glowing eye and a body made of cables and white plating that sits in sniper’s room/van. no one knows what it is, and if you ask sniper he either stutters or walks away muttering under his breath. what confuses everyone the most is the fact that sniper is very old-school. he has no clue how technology works, and barely knew how to use a phone when he arrived at Mann Co. why does he have a statue of a robot in his room?

(hint - it’s GLaDOS :>)

bonus: spy caught sniper once petting the head of it. when asked, sniper yelled “Like you would understand,” which was followed by sniper slamming the door and spy holding broken fingers to his chest and doubling over.

The J in the U.S.ans font looks like a face.

I can’t believe I spent the day after my birthday translating and memorizing a language from an online show. (bottom translation: real sh*t)

The captain is simultaneously the “Great decision maker” and also the dumbest person on earth. That’s just how it is.

Here’s the template for anyone who wants to use it.

I’VE TRANSLATED THE WHOLE WEBSITE!!!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit

THE DOCUMENT HAS BEEN FINISHED! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A FEW HOURS NOW, AND I THINK I’VE COVERED EVERYTHING! REPLY IF ANYTHING ELSE HASN’T BEEN TRANSLATED YET.

EDIT: oKAY I ADDED EVERYTHING ELSE SO IT IS THE WHOLE WEBSITE SO FAR! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED IN A CHALLENGE OR WANT TO EXPERIENCE SOME OF THE PAIN I FELT, DECIPHER THIS!

happy birthday to me…..

My birthday was on Easter this year, and the next time that’ll happen is in 2033. I am older now. I am less mature than before. God help me.

Hkw about spycrab and archimedes hanging out for art requests?

My brain: don’t shade it you need to shower and you are running out of time

my hands: haha screw you i do what I want

1/5 requests

TF2 AGGIE LINK

https://aggie.io/a4rcbgfpge

random aggie.io link if people want to join! draw whatever you want, as long as it isn’t extreme nsfw lol. It’s mostly for TF2, but anything related/aus are okay! go crazy lol, I look forward to seeing the results of it. I won’t be too active on it since I’m busy.

For people who don’t know, Aggie.io is a collaborative drawing website. And it’s not too shabby too.

(use it to communicate with other tf2 fans on tumblr too if you want!)

https://aggie.io/a4rcbgfpge

wanted to make a short comic involving these two and the administrator, realized that i had no clue what they looked like, then realized old people are hard to draw.

on other notes, this is the first time (in recent memory) that i’ve used a reference like this! most of the time the reference wouldn’t be used for a lot except for color and clothing designs i guess. drawing this made me feel like i was on a power trip. these are 100% better than the drawings i do with no reference at all.

time to draw these guys in different poses *gulp*

WHY DIDN’T I DRAW REDMOND USING RED INK AAAAGH

(samsung notes is my favorite app to draw on. despite the fact that everything is left as a sketch and color does not exist. it is my favorite.)