Plastic Man

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TF2 ideas: HP

(i’ve never played tf2 past the tutorial so excuse me if I get some ideas wrong. also, i’m no good at explaining)

So how does HP work in a more “realistic” way? 

Each mercenary would take a sort of endurance test where they would be shot multiple times to see how long they could last while suffering from bullets/melee weapons. However long they can survive for and still move around while hurt would determine a number of HP they’d have. (with respawn on of course)

Then each gun would be measured to see which does the most damage, which would determine damage points.

Once the HP reaches 0, they would be killed immediately through some sort of respawn technology, since once 0 HP is reached then the mercenary would either already be dead or hurt so badly that they couldn’t move at all. Leaving them alive at that point would be idiotic since they can’t do anything. 

This system does have flaws though, since if someone was on 1 HP they’d be hurt VERY badly, but because their HP isn’t at 0 they’d be left alive and unable to respawn. So they either limp around and try to keep fighting, or someone needs to finish them off. Most would choose to keep going since running into the opposing team would finish them off.

(anyone under 5 HP will limp around everywhere looking for the enemy team so that they can die lol)

I’d say the Administrator knows about this but since most people choose to get up and keep “fighting” she doesn’t care much for it.

You know what’s funny? Herobrine did better than both Komaeda, Reigen and Sans against Cecil. Fucking Herobrine.

Go, my little no-eyed freak. You won in my near-sighted and shitty-ass eyes. well fought, cecil-heads. even if i don’t know who he is, i respect the dedication.

Ohhhhh the underused potential of Plas not perceiving himself as human anymore

bir tday

The water was a late decision haha.

he lookin like this atp im So normal trust 🙏

Blinded.

I thought about van Zieks' breakdown and how he didn't have any noticable post-breakdown sprites, so then I had the idea for an alternative breakdown where he rips off his badge and afterwards, regards it with horror and confusion because he decided to carry his brother's legacy without knowing there was blood was sticking to it.

haha soldier go brrr

I got some weird idea and I wanted to make it a comic. Little did I know that it is painful to draw backgrounds and it’s also painful to make a comic at all. I’ll try and figure it out as I go I guess, but I’ll redo this drawing for the comics.  it’s meant to be soldier without his helmet and also not hellbent on America

help how do eyes work aaaaaaa

pitch shifted gregory edgeworth’s japanese objection to get a hosonaga objection because bored. 

makes more sense for it to be japanese too (right??)

i’ve been trying and failing to add hosonaga’s turtle pfp for the album art but it just isn’t working. tumblr please god no