Why

Jesus Christ, are you on a mission right now? Are you allowed to even answer that

The way my friend just yelled "YIPPIE" I'm fucking sobbing -🎂

you two having fun over there then

Yes he is, don't lie

*falls through the ceiling*

...are you alright

you are such a sweetheart

-🐭

So are you/gen

When y/n does exactly what you told her not to do and now the story has been set back another 4 chapters

hahshdjaidisikajehee ive been sending those type of pictures of myself

-🐭

DAMNNNNNN MOUSY GETTING BOLD (did she ask or? Like how did that start?)

It's BB no$ aka baby no money

One to the kidney, two to the dome

That's left, right, lеft, right, left, right, go

Got a Rollie for the brunch and a Patеk for the show

That's left, right, left, right, left, right, go

bb nos

Thank you, I'm watching squid game right now

LT I'm tired and I have a hangover

(tosses a box of ibuprofen)

Y'all can watch the game playthrough on the couch, cuddled together. I'll be happily sitting in the floor in front of it, ready to fill up the snacks and drinks, yeah? Gotta make sure everyone is healthy and taken care of. :D

- 🐱

Real 💔, group watch party as we all drool over the FINE men and women (and C ofc)

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

he’s just a lil silly