Tumblr Used To Be So Easy, So Simple.

I think the ask limit either got to me or you, hi I'm 🎂 and I need those fucking cuddles dude, I'm fucking freezing 😔💔

The way my friend just yelled "YIPPIE" I'm fucking sobbing -🎂

you two having fun over there then

good morning!!! i hope you have a joyful day as i am having right now

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Morning!!! Are you feeling better now?

literally had it used on me last night lmao☺️☺️☺️

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I'm guessing you're not in time out anymore?

here’s what i do

beg for attention

be so horny

be so sweet at the same time

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MA'AM YES MA'AM 🫡

Oh ma gawd 🐭 being intimate with C? Juicy ✨✨

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I am too...

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

hot topic but i hate konig

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Whys that? As we all know, I only know the fan version of him so I really would like to know

hey could i request something with spencer where he like stretches and his top lifts up revealing a bit of his tummy and the reader just can’t resist reaching under his shirt and giving a little squeeze, just a cute little moment and maybe someone witnesses and teases them but they don’t care because they are just so in love with each other that it’s almost upsetting to look at 🥹

Spencer's combined stretch and yawn clearly relieve tension that's been building in the profiler's shoulders for god knows how long, but when you reach out to pinch the soft skin of his belly, he yelps in distress.

"Ow! What- you-!" Spencer blinks rapidly at you, somewhere between offended and confused, "Did you just pinch me?"

"Sorry." You shrug, "I saw it so I had to grab it."

Spencer's brows furrow, and you know his impressive brain is recalling a time when he'd heard Morgan schmooze a woman at a bar with those exact words. She'd been delightfully good-natured about the entire thing, and you hope Spencer will follow in her footsteps.

"You're a creep." He decides, "You waited until I was vulnerable, and then you blitz attacked me to incapacitate me so that you could have your way with me."

"That's my M.O," You nod patiently, "What's my motivation?"

"You love me?" He guesses, cheeks beautifully rosy as his voice peters out bashfully.

"That's why you're the BAU's genius," You grin, leaning in to kiss at his warm cheek, "You're always right."

Are my messages not going through?

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They are I'm sorry, I'm watching a movie with my dad so my answers might be a bit slow but that doesn't mean to stop sending them

i can’t give any tips i get jealous af and possessive

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I can back off if you want me too, I really don't mind